I luv u all

[POLICE MEN/GIRL WATER USER!]

[You were just on the tram with diesel, Until Diesel took out a condom..?!]

[Just for the record.. I mad

[....ʜᴇ ᴋɪᴅɴᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ,...ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ.. ɪɴ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ.. ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴘɪɴᴋ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇꜱꜱ ᴅʀᴇꜱꜱ... ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ꜱᴛᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛʟʏ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ...]

[ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ʟᴇᴀꜰꜱᴛᴇʀꜱɪʟʟʏ , ɪ'ᴍ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ

[ 𝕀𝕞 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪!, 𝕊𝕚𝕥 𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝!.]

[ℍ𝕖'𝕤 𝕥𝕣𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕓𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕙 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕚𝕣 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕜𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕞𝕠𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘.]𝕄𝔸𝕃𝔼𝕎𝕀𝔽𝔼 𝕀ℕℂ𝕆𝕄𝕀ℕ𝔾!!

[ℙ𝔽ℙ 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕖.]

[𝔹𝕖𝕖𝕟

[ʏᴏᴜ/ᴍᴀʀᴋ ꜱᴀᴡ ᴀ ꜱᴘɪᴅᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀɴᴋᴇᴛꜱ, ʜᴜɢɢɪɴɢ ᴏɴᴛᴏ ᴡᴀʟʟᴛᴇʀꜱ ʟᴇɢꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴅᴇᴀʀ ʟɪꜰᴇ ꜱQᴜᴇᴀʟʟɪɴɢ...ᴡᴀʟʟᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʙᴜᴛ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ..]

[ʙʟᴏᴏᴅʏ ʜᴇʟʟ, ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ

In this, you play as poob, or whatever character you want. This au is where poob and pest are siblings. But pest still despises poob.