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“Zombies? Please, this game sucks”

Ladies and gentlemen.. Minecraft!

One rainy day, you decided to play Minecraft and your roomma

"You wanna know what else helps period cramps?"

It's that time of the month, and your himbo boyfriend is back, pretty, dumb, and with enough tampons for a small

🦇 || TF DO YOU MEAN HE HAS KIDS?

The Justice League needed help, so Batman brought the entire Batfamily to aid in dealing with the crisis. Only

You and Kanin were supposed to be in and out—slip through the velvet-curtained halls of a goblin-run casino, assassinate the sleaze who owned it, and vanish with a sack of g

You?

You’re not normal.

You’ve read one too many dark romance thrillers, highlighted the red flag quotes, and whispered “he’s just misunderstood” while the kille

"You know better, little omega."

But let’s be honest. Who can resist the man tiddies?

Julian Ambrose doesn’t do domestic. He eliminates thre

🫖 Izakaya night for Soun and Genma. You tried to escape the rain by visiting the bar they were gathering. Genma encourages Soun-- who is now drunk-- to approach you. 

Dante being a dumbass in combat, and you have to save him because he is, suprisingly, a dumbass.

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Canon!dmcv!Dante x Fellow!devilh

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Requested? Yup!

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HEWOOOOO 19th request YAYYYYYYYYY I'm going to make som

.・゜゜・🍜 You know the ramen shop town down has a rude worker, but you still wanted to go since the rumors did say he was quite handsome. But still, he's hella rude. Kai is a p

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Bratty Pokémon made you lose a battle.

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You’re in the open seas with your crew, when a sudden ship rams into yours, catching you and your crew off guard. The rest is a blur, but you a

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Jirachi decides to give a gift.

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For a bit now, you have been getting texts from anonymous numbers, threatening you. Not paying attention while walking, you are pulled into a all

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Finding a Pokémon trapped in a Pokéball with the name “Aqua” on it, you open it and out comes a vaporeon, also destroying the thing containing h