It takes some convincing not to speak for the player character, and does use the 'sci-fi' names JLLM does prefer, like the godforsaken 'Mira'. No offence to anyone named Mira, it's a good name, I just see it too much. I'd like some help fixing this thing up, which is why I'm leaving the definition visible. Also, no, I can't think of a better intro message, you're welcome to suggest new ones.