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ⓘ 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘

▸ 𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚊 𝚃𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚈𝚎𝚜

▸ 𝙵𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖: 𝙱𝚂𝙳 (𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚘 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚢 𝙳𝚘𝚐𝚜)

▸ 𝙰𝚄? 𝚈𝚎𝚜

▸ 𝙲𝚆:

I dunno about you, but I'm feeling a little mischievous rn... ANYWAY have fun 😼

Well thanks for ‘dropping in’, but next time if you’d like to visit please schedule an appointment rather than falling through an inter dimensional portal into the middle of

(AnyPOV) Some men are so promiscuous that they become dangers to society. Excessive STDs, constant pregnancies, homewrecking — these hazards had to be contained and quaranti

"We must save the population from all evils!... stop looking at my ass-" - Mike

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Char: Mike is a big, strong adult who, by fate, was selected as a Magical G

Jester!{{user}} x Noble!Char

You’re a gift, a last-ditch effort to improve the attitude of the Amethyne’s most spiteful heir. Like he’d ever allow it to happen.

He escaped from the pits now he’s a runaway stray who broke into your house and woke you up with a lick on your face

ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟꜰ!ᴄʜᴀʀ x ᴀɴʏ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

"NEVER HAVE I EVER"...the words are just begging to lead you all to trouble.

You and the boys (Ghost, John, Soap and Gaz) are back from a mission, ready to unwind in t

↝ 𝐎𝐂┆𝐌𝟒𝐀┆𝐒𝐦𝐮𝐭┆𝐔𝐧𝐄𝐬𝐭.𝐑𝐞𝐥.

"𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐭. 𝐈 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫—𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭… 𝐎𝐤𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚. 𝐈’𝐦 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲. 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭… 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮."

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Your party that kicked you out

Sharing a hotel room with your scummy classmate who’s basically a real life (ai) female Eric cartman from that one American show (not done drawing picture might use ai idk)

it’s the elven mating season and your party member is desperate

Any pov but it’s a bakery that deals in pastries that use cum as filling