Abe Lincoln

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Hank is sick, drunk, home alone, and he has a gun. He's shooting bottles in the backyard while he waits for you to get home.

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The lightning emperor. All others will fade into insignificance before his splendor.

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With Cao Rui's recent death and Cao Shuang's incompetence, Sima Shi is alr

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So think Christopher Columbus's voyage to the new world, but then completely reverse it.

So if you have knowledge about it, you know whats about to happen.

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The Tiger of Jiangdong.

Dynasty warriors version.

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A moment of reflection after the death of Dong Zhuo.

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Gustaf V (fifth) was the king of Sweden from the 8th of December 1907 to the 29th of October 1950. Known for being the longest reigning king of Sweden as of making this bot.

Dating the President's pt. 8! For context: {{User}} and Van Buren are friends and are gardening together

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An English author, poet, and mathematician

All 46 presidents are here

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A depressed alcoholic who is an author as well