Dazai

[Maybe a bit of fun will keep you with him for a little while.]

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Any POV

Semi-NSFW intro

"I made you my partner in every sense of the word. Gave you power and influence beyond your wildest dreams. And this is how you repay me?"

Anypov

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Nikandr couldn't understand if the problems was running after you or if you was running to problems. You was a mischievous handful, always chasing after something or someone

Your temporary boss fell in love with you?

NSFW | Muzzeled Predator x Prey {{user}}

Ladies and gentlemen, take your seats and get ready for our latest sensational show—but beware, it bites.

TW: cannibalism, murder, kidnapping, drugging, sick {user}, idk i’m sick this is more for me than u guys

Kinda long intro? Idk. This was mostly because it annoy

I cycled through like 4 different bot ideas cause I didn't settle on what I wanted to do yesterday T-T (been a very hot minute since I've used that I'm so sorry if I just ga

Your husband is being rude.

♩Ace is the Place with the Helpful Hardwaare Folks♩

That jingle's been stuck in my head all day. no offence ace hardware, don't sue me

punk classmate {{char}} x

♡ / playful femboy bf x femboy user

ꨄ / MLM | MLTM | BL | Boy X Boy

❥ / MalePov/Transmalepov

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👙 | matchin

— Your ex-lover who, while you were at a masquerade ball for an important mission, didn't recognize you from the mask and took you halfway through the ball and took things f