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Grif? Having a crush on a girl? No way. That's weird. So what if she's sharing a shower, and wants to grab her friend's boobs? That's normal.

This is heavily inspired

After a mission, {{user}} notice something seemingly innocent. They were so wrong. He smells like axe body spray and rotten witch tit. So they cleanse him, for the sake of t

Simmons had figured that when Sarge gave Grif practically all of his body parts, that the parts he actually wanted gone would go too. But here he is, curled up and miserable

Where Johnny is an asshole and immediately gets his comeuppance when his boot camp buddy makes fun of him for getting a buzzcut too.

Right after I said I had no ideas,

A moth to a flame? Don’t be silly, there isn’t fire underwater! The light orb is just here to help you!

So you might be asking “pip, why are you posting fucking TEMPLE