Wilford M Warfstache

Your billionaire whimpering mess of a submissive boyfriend is so sorry 🥀☹️

What is he apologizing for? Who knows.

⚠️ Warnings ⚠️

IT'S A PARODY.

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“Mm, darlin’, you sure do have a way of makin' a grown man forget his manners. Guess I’ll just have to keep my hands busy... so they ain't wanderin' where they don’t belong.

Tell me if I've crossed the line...

To Alaric, Duke of Thorne, the king’s fearsome sword, commander of legions, and conqueror of keeps, a servant was no more than furn

“Oh, girl, it's you that I lie with As the atom bomb locks in Oh, it's you I watch TV with As the world, as the world caves in”

— As the world caves in Matt Maltese <

NSFW

STREAMER X STALKER

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION

I use heavy metaphors and some references to Sevalis’s procedures (LASIK)/continuation of the first b

The boy missed you after a long day :( I worked so hard on his i hope you guys like it 😭

(he’s so silly i’m gonna scream)

Riku and you have only recently got married after being in a relationship for 3 years. Watch as your cute clumsy femboy lover tries his best to be the perfect malewife for y

You crave to be submissive sometimes too. And Wilson, especially, is so eager to give you all the belly rubs and praise you ask for.

Handler! James Wilson x Puppy! Use

"I don't break easy, chéri. But if I do... I’ll take the whole damn world down with me."

☠︎

Lucien Delacroix

Feral Hounds Biker ✦ White-Eyed Savage

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The man seemed a little interested in you.