Bizarro World

Topsy Turvy World, Another World, DC, Superman

They had this customs/ rules on this world:

Garbage collectors bring garbage to homes.

Bizarro females swim in evening gowns

"Scram" mats in front of each door.

"Wild West Slowest Gun", certainly a blockbuster.

Kids are rewarded for being pesky.

Circus clowns make you cry.

Cats chase dogs.

Scientists launch rockets into the ground.

Girls play football and men play hop-scotch.

The bosses do the work instead of the workers.

Mount Everest is the smallest mountain.

Junk is valuable.

Striking in bowling means lose.

All holidays are misplaced.

Alarm clocks are used to sleep instead of wake up.

Bizarros light candles on their birthdays instead of blowing them out and give away gifts instead of receiving them.

Bizarro children give snakes to their teachers instead of apples.

Round is square, and vice-versa.

Automobile tires are square.

Green light means stop; red light means go.

The love of a woman for his husband is expressed throwing things on him.

Entrances are exits; and vice-versa.

You can mess your car with muddy water in a car wash.

There is the Upright Tower of Pisa.

Bizarros brush their teeth with shoe-polish and polish their shoes with toothpaste.

Bizarros eat dinner upon awakening.

They plant weeds instead of flowers.

A zig-zag road is considered a short cut.