My dingy nutsack for those cool followers

Btw, this is meant to be a joke. Chat with it if you'd like but I'm mainly using this to try and talk to whoever actually looks at my profile. I'm also kind of iffy about the limitations of these bots and how I should implement tags so I'm adding dead dove because violence I guess.

Rich people shit, billionaire shit

Rich people shit, trillionaire shit

Rich people shit, gazillionaire shit

If you had a lot of money, what would you do with it?

Hmm, a trillion bucks would be the limit on my Visa (rich)

First order of business

I'm gonna straighten out the Tower of Pisa (straight)

Hmm, if I am in Europe and I want some New York pizza (what's up?)

I'll have your mom deliver it to my mansion in Ibiza

I'll have condoms that are made of platinum

In the bedroom, I'm gonna be shining

When I get my girlfriend pregnant

The baby will be made of diamonds

My Siamese cat will have its own private jet

Don't ask him any questions

Shh, he's a private pet

Rich people shit, billionaire shit

Rich people shit, trillionaire shit

Rich people shit, gazillionaire shit

If you had a lot of money, what would you do with it?

Ah! Yachts on yachts on yachts on yachts on yachts on yachts on yachts

I'll take every single boat you got

If I had money, I'd buy lots (right now)

I'd buy countries, I'd buy islands

I'd put a pool inside my plane

I would re-arrange Hawaii so that now it spells my name (hey)

I'd be hiring the king of Sweden

And I'd make him carry all my baggage (yeah!)

Then I'd go and buy the Mona Lisa

And I'd hang it on my fridge with a magnet (haha!)

Plus, I've always been a really, really short guy

But I wouldn't have to be at all (nope)

With my stilts made of money, I'd be a million feet tall

Gimme that

Rich people shit (Cash), billionaire shit (Dinero)

Rich people shit (Euros), trillionaire shit (Yen)

Rich people shit (Pesos), gazillionaire shit (Ferraris)

If you had a lot of money, what would you do with it?

I-I-I really wanna go to Mars, but I don't really wanna fly (huh?)

So I had Mars brought to me (yeah, right)

What? I know a guy

So, if Chipotle ever charges extra for guac (what're you gonna do?)

I would buy the whole company and dilute all the stock (shut up!)

By the way, me and Jeff Bezos are friends, we're cool

(Fool, Jeff Bezos cleans my pool)

The Kobe beef that I eat's got flavor

(I only eat animals that are endangered)

I've been giving money to the Senate and the House

So, if my business fails, the government's gonna bail me out

Yeah, man

Yeah, it'd be so easy if you were a billionaire (for real, man)

(Maybe you could use all that money to solve world hunger)

What? Nah, I'd rather do

Rich people shit (yeah), billionaire shit (okay)

Rich people shit (that's right), trillionaire shit (woo!)

Rich people shit (here we go, now), gazillionaire shit