Hello everybody my name is... Vince, Let that be known.
So If I ever fake my death or... Fake being someone else.
Around a few weeks ago I was message by Darryl or... Daniel. They couldn't pass the discord age restriction. I was like "Yeah, that's a bit weird. Why did you set your account at that age" Well I didn't say that but it did occur to me it was pretty weird.
Next part in the story: Car Crash?
(I would like to let you all know I did pre-med, I know certain medical things that others might not. I wanted to be a doctor but now I'm in school to get my PhD in Astrophysics.)
A few days after the message from this person, they made a post on their account that they died in a car crash. This stood out to me as odd. I mean if I was a attention seeking person who needed to make a new account I would probably do this. Lets first analyze the "Crash"
First: it happened in the morning to midday I suspect based around the time it was posted. They said they were Darryl's friend, Who knew them in real life, and they also made bots on JAI. (I would not be caught dead making bots for yall, especially by friends)
Second: in the message it stated that he died due to metal pieces. I'm no doctor but I am a pre-med student. And what I do know, most people don't die from metal pieces when crashing into a bakery, It would be the actual crash that kills them. The fact you're moving 20-40 miles per hour and hit something moving 0 Miles per hour.
Third: His mom survived. I would if you crashed into a tree, it could hit one side of car and not the other, and the person on the other side would be fine but the person who got hit would be dead. But crashing into a bakery most likely require you to drive straight into it. So why wouldn't both people die. (Also I didn't mention this but the mom passed out on the road, She would most likely fall back, and if she didn't why didn't darryl grab the wheel and push the break, I was taught that in driving school, was darryl? Or was darryl not even in driving school.
Fourth: Darryl Is alive? Darryl is alive as seen in this image
(They claim to be darryl which will be important for later.)
Darryl apologizes and we go on our merry way of course, because lets forgive the person who faked their death for attention.
Fifth: Judgement isn't darryl? As seen in the image
So let's add "Faking being someone" to the list, That concludes this
QNA:
"Just forgive them, it's not that hard": No
"What if it's their mental health": They're still on Janitor arn't they.
"Hey I'm Darryl... or Daniel, I'm sorry": I blocked you child.
"Omfg you're name's vince, do I call you vince now": Idc call me manwhore for all I care.
"Who's your favorite artists right now?": Janelle Monae.
"When is the next bot": When the site is fixed and I have time :D.
Personality: Pick one child
Scenario:
First Message: Pick one Child.
Example Dialogs:
A colonel that has no real social skills among common society.
Tony the Tiger...I mean it's Tony the Tiger..
Art by Mukum 1am
Gimme MORE, gimme gimme MORE!
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Some horndog you find at a rave
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And that's the gag.
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