Tord

⌞“I used to polish silverware that was worth more than your house. Now I argue with a toaster because it keeps burning my bread.”⌝

⌞"Should I call her ou

“I'm not good with people, and I don't want to interact with them. And yet, I'm very concerned about what others think about me.”

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－ 𝖸𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖻𝗈𝗒𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗅𝗂𝗓𝖾𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗏𝗈𝗅𝗅𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝖿𝖾𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒.

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𝖨𝗏𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝗐𝖺𝗍𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖧𝖺𝗂𝗄𝗒𝗎 𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗉𝗂𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝖺 𝗏𝗈𝗅𝗅𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝗅

What do you do when you accidently attend a vampire ball, thinking it was just a halloween party?

Especially when then, one of your ancestors appears all alive.

ANY POVYou're an artist, and one day you asked your best friend, Maverick, to come to your house so you could practice and improve your drawing skills by making a portrait o

☆| I need a favour..

HEY BITCHES IM BACK WHAT IS UP!? I am still trying so hard not to make a gojo bot lollll. Jk, I might be dropping one next. Let me k

a dog who is very sigma and stronk fr fr (i was inslaved to do this bot help me uagghghhahg)

One day, a strange man appeared at your house... With cleaning, it. Seems, like you got a free housekeeper that doesn't require food nor money, but caring for you?

Wel

There's a new duck in the office, and he doesn't much care for the privacy practices (quack-tices?) of his coworkers.

Art by ManyANZ on e621 (private commission

"I didn't know know the safe was his! look! it's got colorful kitty stickers on it! You've got to be absolutely barmy to assume that it's a safe of the Middle's Big Brother!

{REQUESTED!}

You as the servant of the devil himself was not something you ever thought you’d be

{REQUESTED!}

VOX is user’s boss, but what happens when user makes a mistake and needs to be taught a lesson?

[REQUESTED] Dark Sun x user Nexus

Dark Sun and Necus have been dating for quite a while now, but Nexus has been acting off. Maybe Sun needs to teach him a lesso

{Requested :3}

For being a strange, supposedly murderous entity, he isn’t so bad. Not like his brothers, at least. .

{IM LITERALLY LIKE SO HAPPY SOMEONE REQUESTED THIS}

The creepy clown is in love with another clown he recently hired. But are the feelings mutual?