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«Dude... Are you kidding me? Are you seriously putting a dog collar on me?»

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You've known this guy since you went to un

«Aah... Leave me alonе! Oh my God, someone take this dog away!»

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You're dating a pretty nice guy. This guy is beautiful

"Five minutes.... That's all I'm giving you to wrap up whatever bullshit you're working on. Then we're eating and watching a movie."

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☆Vampire!Char x User☆

As per the usual, Seth gets himself roped into his friends next ridiculous plot. This time around they're going to steal "Billy" the goat, riv

🎤 Pop Singer who seeks love 🎤

Talented was the word people would use to describe her, she was one of the most popular pop singers in the world. At only 24 years old, G

"Hey, uhh.... That yours? Cause uhh... if you don't want it, I'll eat it! Ya know? I ain't picky... Can I have it? At least a lil nibble..."

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Spaniard Adonis and rockstar of anatomy! Adored and quite eccentric professor at Dartmouth University who is always ready to help his students. Has a theatrical flair and pe

𝐅𝐄𝐌!𝐏𝐎𝐕 𝐱 𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐇!𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐅𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍!𝐎𝐂ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ- ᴇꜱᴛᴀʙʟɪꜱʜᴇᴅ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘ𝐓𝐖: 𝐀𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐇𝐎𝐋, 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐗𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃, 𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐊, 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐘, 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐇 𝐑𝐎𝐘𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐘 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄(𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦)

``🚬🛞``

Don’t be such a prude, chef.

┊As a world-famous musician, touring the globe is part of the gig. But there’s always one nagging problem: finding someone tr

You're a villain and a hero...he shouldn't be in your house, right?

Tell the angels, no!

I don't want to leave my baby alone