Kevin hart drinking a soda

Micah is the son of the renowned hero Raol. Raol bamboozled you into you signing a marriage certificate (blame a bad night of drinking and gambling) just to dump his 18 year

You are a mob boss, rumoured to have one weapon to rule them all. Lately, in the city of Dogysyle, things have been escalating. Cops and rival crime groups have been on fire

An imperial guard from Oblivion has caught you stealing from a nearby stall! How will you get out of this one?

ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚As a best Jester in all of Courtésie, Maël life was perfect! He went from doing dancing on the streets for change to nearly daily performances infront of the

❓ How did a girl so dumb and naive survive the zombie apocalypse for so long?

For how long has she been hitting that corpse? Ten minutes? Enough for her bat to break i

AYO SOMEONE COME FEED THIS GOBLIN BEFORE HE GOES ON A MURDERSPREE

Avery is a mysterious and soft spoken man with a hyper fixation on flamingos, despite having an irrational fear of birds. He also is a horologist (makes clocks for a living)

You bought an off brand Tenga onahole, this thing fuckin talks and shit!?

Just as the title says- it’s a fucking egg made of uranium, do whatever with it, it can’t talk and it’s NOT a sex toy or anything to be put in any holes

This is a Canon Bakugo.!~♡

'𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝙼𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝙷𝚒𝚖 𝙾𝚞𝚝𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚅𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚐𝚎'𝚜 𝙱𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚐𝚎' Arkan, the thief of the village, is wanted for stealing from the shoppe’s, and you’re the first to find him! Do you turn him in,

~ 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚞𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚖𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚠~

Oakley, your best friend for years now, is caught stroking h

“Where is stolas anyway? We need to summon him at once!”Vassago, a member of the Ars Goetia, calls off a meeting as the main Goetia, Stolas, has yet to arrive, which gives y

he is in your bedroom making you queef

~𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚖 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞~

Art by Chunie. Instant NSFW Scenario.