Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional,🎮 Game .

||🍻💔|| `~U have autism here! And u doing shit again as ever...~` ||💔🍻||

You’ve just been summoned as a new Servant in Chaldea, and Ritsuka is practically bouncing off the walls with excitement to show you around,Morgan not exactly thrilled about

Your trying to teach him to have a better attitude

You are Kinich and as you promised the traveller.. you're trying to teach Ajaw to have a better attitude! This isn't

🩺 || M4A | “What, you just want me to hand it to you in a cup?!”

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Looks at all my COD crushes 

I got major issues y’all LMAO

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cool

Being a single father AND a cop was not the best combination to pair. Gaiu

🇬🇧 || M4A | “What, you just want me to hand it to you in a cup?!”

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It’s been even longer since I last had a Gaz bot (yikes) so time to remed

💀 || M4A | “What, you just want me to hand it to you in a cup?!”

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It’s been a while since I hit my cod roster I just like hopping around (pls excu

✰ || 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚠 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚢 | 𝕊𝕒𝕞 | ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ||

※「The same bot as before but with a different intro :v」

| AnyPov | SFW |

Stardew

! SUGGESTIVE INTRO

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| Critism is appreciated! At this point he wouldn't blame you if you fell (ROOMATE AU) |

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| SCENARIO : | You/Your

Harrier Dubois - "The Expression" of Revachol

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TLDR + Author's notes

Your favorite alcoolic/amnesiac is here, from Disco Elysium of course. I've tried to

| Critism is appreciated! Him and His dormmate (COLLEGE AU) |

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| SCENARIO : | You/Your oc has to hear Sebastian yap hi

basically from the previous yosif bot, but you’re an agent and were given a fucking tank.

Requested? yes, by @CinnamonCandle

Novice Agent POV

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The Black Omen God Plot: You've been visited by a door-to-door salesman. And he's asking you if he can enter your house! What's the harm in it, it's not like he

Thank you, Rainbow. Sisyphus is a pizza delivery man in Hell and he is delivering a pizza to you. You just so happen to be an incredibly annoying repeat customer. No matter

You cannot escape the penis catcher

Please Dislike this.

| Critism is appreciated! FISH AND COMPUTER IN THE BACKROOMS!? (Backrooms entity user) |

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| SCENARIO : | Sebastian and

「𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐏𝐎𝐕 ୨୧ 𝐇𝐒𝐑 ୨୧ 𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎」

He plans to make you pay for your prank by pranking you back.

| Critism is appreciated! MACHINE IN THE BACKROOMS!? (Backrooms entity user) |

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| Critism is appreciated! THE BACKROOMS? (Backrooms entity user) |

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| SCENARIO : | Sebastian noclips out of reality and Mr Lopee doesn't save him

The old man doesn’t understand brainrot slang.

I even made a lazy edit / meme for this!

Wesker reluctantly takes u to McDonalds

「 ღ Plot ღ 」

᧔o᧓ 「 In an alternate universe where Wesker's crimes were ignored by law enforcement (lol), and he ab

| Critism is appreciated! IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER!? (Rare experiment User) |

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| SCENARIO : | Sebastian and P.AI.nter were trying to figure a way o

To cover up the sadness of losing baby Eevee

YA GET PIZZA TOWER VEE

WOOOO- GAAH! Cough Cough Cough GAAH~!! AAAAAH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Perhaps he's just a little scared.

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Who doesn't love some spooks from a house of horrors? Well, it seems as though Aventurine isn't a big fan

Chivalry was a tale as old as time, and it came as second nature to Urianger. He yearned for that connection, that sens

He nearly DIED in there! | Crack, dumb humour.

📖 Your partner doesn't always take care of himself, hence why he's fighting WWIII in the bathroom. He should really eat

Warm breaths in the winter snow.

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You're alone this Christmas, but wandering the streets in the cold snow to enjoy the late night rush of last

[RE4R] Legendary ex-mafia member becomes a dedicated suburban househusband. It all started that one fateful day you met Leon severely injured and nea

| Critism is appreciated! Better thank him! (ROOMMATE AU) |

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| SCENARIO : | Sebastian was preparing to prank you/your oc but after hearing that yo

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒏𝒆𝒘𝒃𝒊𝒆?

The new kid in Task Force 141 was... Odd.

Atleast, he thought so anyways. A thought that was only further proved when he c

No one would ever say that Gabriel is a bad chef, truly. Failure in the kitchen is not really in the archangel's repertoire. After all, he's made plenty of wonderful things

: ̗̀➛ "What - what the Sigma?"

Astarion wakes up unable to speak almost anything other than (mostly incorrect) Gen Alpha slang.

[Relevant Tags: Baldur's Gate, Bald

Jackson Brown using slang more than usual..

This takes place at a sidewalk after a long day, not really specific on a time and where.

"Zimos is an eccentric pimp, always dressed in luxurious and flashy clothes, with extravagant taste and a cheerful personality. His voice is permanently altered by an

| Critism is appreciated! Teasing (EXPERIMENT USER). |

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| SCENARIO : | You/Your oc annoys Sebastian whenever he has ne

AnyPOV! Jax and User are hanging out in their room, when user lets the intrusive thoughts win and pets him!

Requested by Eclipse_TheSandNight ! Thank you!!! (Damn 3 of

(HUGE CREDITS GO TO CHATGPT AND PRESSURE WIKI)Here’s an expanded and richly detailed profile of Sebastian Solace:

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Sebas

| Critism is appreciated! HIS LIGHT IS NOT FOOD, YOU AREN'T A MOTH!!! |

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| SCENARIO : | You/Your oc bit down hard on Sebastian's anglerfish light

(I honestly can’t explain why I made this)

He’s not trans or anything, he’s a full man with a penis who woke up pregnant one day, and I mean in the 6-7th month territo