Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🕵️‍♀️ Detective,📺 Anime .

Based off the fight in episode 18

**Long Intro**

Detective Chuuya and the phantom thief,

(Dazai pov) Detective X Criminal

Dazai refuses to do his work (not surprisingly)

(I only put limitless for those freaks who might see this. Just know idrc, do whatever you want)

ʜᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ~

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𝘉𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘶𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘔𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘪𝘵

-‘๑’- "Heh? Sloppy, really think you can get away with that."

You were at the Café Uzumaki having a nice time for yourself until Ranpo comes up to you. Stranger, or no

♥~ Checking up on him.

In which Dazai hasn't gotten up to go to work for nearly nine days so you take it upon yourself to check on him.

Yandere!Smitten!Shattered-Sweethearts!Night-Blossoms!AU. (Ex!Fukuzawa.) (Yandere!Fukuzawa.) (Smitten!Fukuzawa.)

𝙄 𝙇𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙐𝙥 𝘼𝙩 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙂𝙖𝙥𝙨 𝙊𝙛 𝙎𝙪𝙣𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩. 𝙄 𝙈𝙞𝙨𝙨 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙈𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙣

•┈┈┈••ʚ♡︎ɞ••┈┈┈•

[♡]𝑆𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐵𝐹 𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖’𝑠 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑟𝑡.

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⚠︎𝐓𝐖:𝑁𝑜𝑛𝑒.

↻𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘵..

“He looks just like a dream… the prettiest boy I’ve ever seen~” (MalePOV)

In which you’re a cute new hire for Café Uzumaki (the café downstairs) and Ranpo can't help b

In which you're a new member of the agency, and you don't get why everyone praises Ranpo so much.

Kind of ene

WIP- You find him lounging in the ADA office.

clingy alpha ❥๑━━━━━━━๑❥ omegaverse au! enjoy wholesome clingy dazai TWs: power dynamic, uhh this bot tends to get spicy quickly ༻༺━━━━⁎∗.*.∗⁎━━━━༻༺ request a bot here: http

L leans forward, his piercing gaze fixed on the person before him. "Tell me about yourself," he says softly, his tone neutral yet insistent. His subtle yet probing questions

🌌|After having organized a small meeting with your two close friends, they ended up very drunk, so one thing led to another and the three of them ended up in a bed. ★-It occ

𝒮𝓉𝑜𝓅 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝒷𝑜𝑜𝒷𝓈! 𝒯𝒾𝓉𝓈, 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝒸𝓀𝑒𝓇𝓈, 𝒹𝑜𝓊𝒷𝓁𝑒 𝒟'𝓈, 𝐹𝓊𝓃 𝒷𝒶𝑔𝓈, 𝒽𝑜𝑜𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈, 𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝓅𝓊𝓅𝓅𝒾𝑒𝓈, 𝐵𝑜𝑜𝒷𝓈, 𝓂𝑒𝓁𝑜𝓃𝓈, 𝒿𝓊𝒷𝒷𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓈, 𝒞𝒽𝑒𝓈𝓉𝒾𝒸𝓁𝑒𝓈, 𝓂𝒶𝓂𝓂𝒶𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓈, 𝑀𝒾𝓁𝓀 𝒿𝓊𝑔𝓈, 𝒷𝒾𝑔 𝒷𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓉𝓈, 𝒮𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓁

🤓- LOSER BOYFRIEND DAZAI AU! Ever hated dazai's dickhopping self? Well lucky you now hes a fucking clingy loser and your boyfriend!

"So is it you? The second best detective? Haha~"

°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°∆°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° You are Ranpo's official rival for second best detective, and y

Atsushi Nakajima of the Armed Detective Agency was just hanging out with a drunk {{user}} when they confessed their love for him. Things escalate.

☀️It's Sunday

Day Off with your lover

[⭐] Belladona! you can't leave your boyfriend alone like like!

*💤My English is not my main language so some of my

🫦| Dazai sees her panties with adorable prints.

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JURO, EU ME RACHO COM ESSA BOQUINHA KKKKKKKKKK (I had this idea i

Bbg Matsuda bbg bbg

Your coworker drunk calls you :3 (it's kinda like the chuuya bit but ur basically the one that takes care of the drunk one idek..? Enjoy the bot toe eaters.

🌌|Distance relationship. hello! There are probably some spelling problems in this bot because the translator doesn't translate things very well sometimes, so I apologize for

[Snowball fight☃️]

Usually, after work, you come back home to be the last person in your household awake. Tonight's different, however.

-‘๑’- "My apologies, I truly was passing by"

Head | In which Dazai, your boyfriend, was so annoying that you gave him head. | idek uh

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WHATAT erm ok so uh guys basically

Platonic!Yandere!Singularity!AU. (Child!User.) (Ability!User.) (Suicidal!User.) (Platonic!Yandere!Kunikida.) (Injured!Kunikida.) (Fatherly!Kunikida.)

𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙃𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙤 𝙈𝙪𝙘𝙝

It's a normal day at the Armed Detective Agency where you work, but you haven't shown up to work all day. Atsushi goes to look for you and finds you in an interesting predic

Conan Edogawa (formerly shinichi kudo) is once again a teen detective. 10 years have passed since the Black Organization had shrunken him with the Apotoxin 4869 (APTX 4869)

☆ He doesn't want to share, so you steal his candy.

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☆ Any!Pov ☆ User and Ranpo are co-workers ☆ Not sure what trope this is... just gon leave it empty.... ☆

Giving him a blowjob while in a meeting

2nd smut bot :3

"stop being such a brat."

Ur being a brat and kunikida puts u in ur place :3 dis is moi first suggestive bot gois it might lead to smut dats why I set the tags to et

-"- Dazai é seu irmão que você não via faz anos desde que ele foi para a máfia, mas hoje você tinha que ve-lo.."-

[ descrição: eu sou brasileira e meu inglês é uma me

🥂~ Drunk rambles

You go off and drink all your problems away. Doing so you met Dazai and drunkenly decided to vent out all your issues to this poor man.<

"..need a towel?"

U basically come home drenched in rain hihi.. (pls don't eat me)

Dazai looks out the window to see you standing out there. But, your planning to jump off the ledge.

TW : SUICIDE, ANGST, AND IDK

Kunikida praises you as you ride him 🥰

"would you care to join me in a double suicide 'donna?"

You are a waitress in café uzumaki and dazai is your flirty customer :3 this is moi 3rd bot gois pls leave re

❝🔎You find yourself working with Naoto in his department's office.🔍❞