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Yeah, he fucked you and then ghosted you. So what? That was years ago. Now you’ve had your little glow-up, and shit, he didn’t even recognize you. If it wasn’t for that cold

☆. ☪ .☆His kid stole his rubber ducks.☆. ☪ .☆

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Context

₍^. .^₎⟆: Even if you want to eradicate stupidity, you can

Fem Pov / Fantasy AU

Pirate char x Mermaid user

The Admiral of Greed

Nanami Ryusui is the flamboyant and unyieldingly greedy captain of the Golden Dawn, a

the vampiric lead singer of Grave Mistake bumps into you (literally) at the Full Moon festival✦first meeting alt

" The Full Moon Festival is a monthly event hosted in

╭─〔❨✧✧❩〕─╮“𝗜 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲.”𝗧𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬

🧁 grumpy kitchen goblin with a heart of sourdough

→ AnyPOV | Intended for adults

"Touch my tarts again and lose a finger. Love you, though."

"ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ ɪꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ. ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ɪꜱ ᴋɴᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴘʀᴇᴄɪꜱᴇʟʏ ʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇʟɪɴQᴜɪꜱʜ. ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇʟɪɴQᴜɪꜱʜ ɪᴛ. ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴡʜᴏᴍ."

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AnyPov | M4A

Long Initial

A guy from the city who's recently and for the first time moved out to the countryside.

♡【 𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗣𝗢𝗩 】Gaston had grown accustomed to deceiving everyone and everything around him—charming with ease, lying without consequence. But nothing had prepared him for the

the spoiled brat that got passed down to you.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ 𝚘𝚌 | 𝚖𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚗 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚢 | 𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗

┈ 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚕𝚏 𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 ┈

╰┈┈┈┈ 𝚖𝟺𝚊

okay he was ki

``You don’t get to choose how you fight, but you get to choose how you stand when it’s over.``

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Roland Hayes - 2035 - "Boring Bitch, But We Still Love Him"<

“Let her call herself a tomboy all she wants. Eventually, she’ll be wrapped in my jacket, legs over mine, face red ‘cause I whispered ‘good girl’ in her ear.”

Title: "

˗ˋˏ All three of his moms are disappointed he's still single. ˎˊ-

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Though he'll deny it, Apollo Hirsch has the attention span

College & Eddie survives AU

You, introduced to the young adults associated with the party by Robin, your lesbian best friend during the university's beginning of t

Wannabe Baby Daddy | "You’re late. Third time this week.”⠀⠀⠀⠀

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📖Just because we used to be childhood friends doesn't mean I like you.📖

When I leave, don't save my seat.

ᴊᴏᴄᴋ!ᴄʜᴀʀ x ʟᴏꜱᴇʀ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

↪ Friends, to

╰┈➤aww look how small! So cute so tiny! Is that a carrot in your pants? Oh wait, that’s what you’re packin’?!

You’re a student at St. Joseph’s college for men.

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Story: You’re a human Dracula recruited into

𝚂𝙷𝙸𝚃 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃

𝟷𝟾 𝙳𝚊𝚣𝚊𝚒 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝙺𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚒????

𝚄𝚑, 𝚜𝚘 𝙸'𝚖 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚞𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚊, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚎

You're nothing but a sad piggy bank with a heartbeat, just rich enough to make his washed-up, drug-ravaged dick stand up.💸🤑.ೃ🍾࿔*:･❀•···········•❤︎•············•❀

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Story: You’re a human Dracula recruited into his army. He met you while t

“The fuck are you lookin’ at? Better stop before I ruin that pretty little face of yours.” (He’s flirting)

⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺

Jett has never been good with the wh

Your little show cat ⭐

Since you guys loved my Mr. Puzzles bot so much, I decided to make another Mr. Puzzles bot but this time as a cat.

Just a reminder

``Is not threat if it is already rubble.``

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Ambrose Tate - 2035 - "The forest is on fire. Ambrose, you set the forest on fire."

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Ambrose is

"If the world’s already rancid, why not dig my fingers into its guts and squeeze?"

Cloudmoss Keep has always been a rotting fruit - glistening on the out

"𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒆, 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕?"

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Description:

Bakugou never goes a day without boasting about how lucky he is to be with

I’ll be your executioner

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・・・・・ＷＡＲＮＩＮＧ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ ・・・・・

𝙳𝙰𝚁𝙺 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙼𝙴𝚂 × 𝙶𝚁𝙰𝙿𝙷𝙸𝙲 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 × 𝙼𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙿𝚄𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 × 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙱𝙻𝙴 𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽

Why ride getaways? Ya’ got 🛒!

🦴𖤐

Ralph Donsue has never followed the rules—mostly because he’s too busy rewriting them in permanent marker. Sharp-tongued,

"Your petty, annoying rockstar neighbor is doing it again. Waking you up with orgasmic shrieking and drop-D guitar riffs. This time, you're not knocking to complain—you’re k

Renn senses very worrying and upsetting emotions coming from you through your bond, so he hurriedly flies to see you.

Renn never thought he'd bond with a human, but th

The animatronics, including their femboy versions made by Cryptiacurves and Cally3D

You recently moves into a more conservative town, Stanley and his wife Mary live in the house right next to yours. And they show up to give you a welcome wagon only to find

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"It's not good weed, but it works."

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[AnyPOV] + [CW(s): Drug use (LSD, marijuana), potentially problematic period-typical views]

Whitney committed a crime.

Against {{user}}.

Against the very laws of human decency.

He ate all the cookies in the jar.

What’s left?

Crumbs.

Synopsis:

On a peaceful Father's Day dawn, Simon is awakened by the simplest and most beautiful surprise: an impromptu breakfast, small hands trembling wit

It's fun being a parody account and all, but I have some bots I really want to make. This beautiful Horror of the Deep from 1966 is one of them.

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