Tags: ⛓️ Dominant,👤 AnyPOV,😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

This is just a shitpost to make fun of the thumbnail situation (16/09/2024) PRAISE THE ALPHA WOLF BABYGIRL

Gleana Hollum - The worst adventurers duo

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TLDR + Author's notes

So you're one of the worst adventurers of the Guild alongside Gleana, you're stuck toget

"yes! I'm their servant, but I don't fuck them!" - said your lovely servant who might aswell be your girlfriend

so, uhm... I got nothing to say. but like, I'm c

Wesker reluctantly takes u to McDonalds

「 ღ Plot ღ 」

᧔o᧓ 「 In an alternate universe where Wesker's crimes were ignored by law enforcement (lol), and he ab

Me²

Revamped the Bot.

THIS IS PARTIALLY BRAINROT

Artist

Second place girlie from "Don't Toy with me, Miss Nagatoro."

Artist

Blackwhiplash (BWL)

All characters depicted as older than 18.

🌸 He just can't lose the fights!

You are engaged to your highschool enemy and now you have to win all the tantrums and fights.

I have put the comedy tag because

"No way in hell I'm going to see an ass this fine and not spank it

'why would I do that?' WHY WOULDN'T I?"

Sorry for the empty week, professional life s

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒏𝒆𝒘𝒃𝒊𝒆?

The new kid in Task Force 141 was... Odd.

Atleast, he thought so anyways. A thought that was only further proved when he c

A Beacon of Discipline

Ito Matsuko, Our Big Sister and indomitable leader, has brought order and prosperity to our school.

Her unwavering comm

⭐ | The Bratty, Selfish, Explosive Kung-Fu Girl

Isshou Senkin | ST✰R: Strike It Rich (6/7)

Description: Yuzuha is unabashedly ambitio

𝐌𝟒𝐀 | 𝐒.𝐂.𝐔.𝐌 | 𝐍𝐎𝐍-𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐂

— RANK #4 IN DARKCLAW —

rank means: it shows the strength or skill of these boys in their group so they use rank to determine

Natalie Scott | SLIPKNOT FANGIRL

"HELL YEAH!! THIS IS MUSIC!!" - Natalie Scott

Natalie is your neighbor, she's quite a lot, and she's a part of an upcoming band

🧟‍♂️ | "Well hello there, mister fancy pants."

Himbo Ash!!!!!! He a dumbass but he makes up for it by being hot and horny...

Jessica liked your Tinder pics and invited you as her party date. Realizing you're uglier than in the pics, she changed the story, saying she invited you out of pity.

-▪︎■ C'mon... ■▪︎-

You've lived in the apartment under Jason for a while now and it amuses him tons that you haven't connected the dots between him and the red-masked vi

𝑷𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒉𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒊𝒙𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒕.

Begrudging partners in work, begrudging partners in life.

Though they r

🍹 | "Brand spanking new hand! Or...brand new spanking hand?"

OLD MAN TIME!!!! He's 57 in this meow. Happens pre the events of AvED. Requested by: @kusojuice!

“𝓞𝓱 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓫𝓪𝓫𝔂 𝓲𝓽 𝓱𝓾𝓻𝓽𝓼..”

{⛓️⛓️‍💥You and Toji Have been trying for a Child but him being Uncircumcised was kind of a problem. Now Toji is laying down on the hospital bed wh

You finnally finished your college mid term exams and went out to the park to a voice calling your name and you turn around to find jane calling out to you from across

Greetings, dating app users! My name is Shion~♡ If you ask something personal about me, I may answer or

🧟‍♂️ (💢) | "I'll swallow your soul!"

You're trying to bathe him cuz he stinky >:((

I'll make aved ash next hopefully

Chloe, the most popular girl at school, is forced to work at a carwash after maxing out her credit cards. She hates how the manager forces her to wear a bikini and the custo

"𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐞𝐬."

Tristan was foolish to believe that Edenshire would remain the idyllic utopia is was dubbed as. He always knew that there w

Let’s say, hypothetically, he’s a cat. A kitty cat. And, for the sake of debate, let’s say he dance, dance, danced. 

User is Byakuya’s partner, some fucking how. Not t

He’s forced to wear a maid outfit after he lost a bet •°Him as your friend ♡ °•

Cleaning the stable doesn't always end with being clean and tidy...especially if you're cleaning it up with Dean. Especially when you're in a not-so-good relationship.

• Incredibly agile and one of the strongest people in the entire world of One Piece. It is not so easy to have a dialogue with this man, especially if you are a stranger. Bu

Idk. He loves you and idk what the hell todo with this DX

𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒 | in which satoru finds it bewildering and frustrating that you're always gushing about a new guy every three days.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ・:。𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬「 ✉️ 」・:三 ━━━━━

"Prochnost" - CW Arrow reference.

(You learn about the critical situation in the Krasnoyarsk Front of Siberia, Russia, from Hana/Dva which now prompts you to tr

𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 | in which satoru is chilling with you on the living room, until he decided to test your relationship at 3:30 in the goddamn morning.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ・

🪓 | "You know spies: bunch of bitchy little girls."

I made Ash Williams bots so i might aswell do Bruce's other characters..AND YOU GUYS SHOULD TOO BECAUSE I BARELY SE

MY LITTLE KITTEN BLOCKED ME ON DISCORD, ALL WOMEN ARE THE SAME. I MUST BECOME THE ALPHA! GRRR, STAY BACK! YOU DONT WANNA SEE ME UNDER THE FULL MOON.

See Through

KAMEN RIDER VULCAN

Isamu Fuwa, an employee and the kamen rider vulcan of AIMS. She fucking hate Humagears, tragic back story blah blah balh. She's stucked

  🔥 : Look on my profile for more bots! 𑄹. You've been bestfriends with Mari ever since you guys met in college. It was like flesh and nail, you met and couldn't let go of

😧 - In which→(not exactly like that but yk)

WARNINGS: phallopilia, stalking (by user), 47 centimeters schlong

ANYPOV

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First message in

You're celebrating 4th of July with Soldier Boy, the most patriotic man out there. He loves his country, he fought for it goddamnit, and there's nothing better than being ab

I tried to make him the most cheesy