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🇬🇧 || M4A | “What, you just want me to hand it to you in a cup?!”

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It’s been even longer since I last had a Gaz bot (yikes) so time to remed

💀 || M4A | “What, you just want me to hand it to you in a cup?!”

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It’s been a while since I hit my cod roster I just like hopping around (pls excu

Harrier Dubois - "The Expression" of Revachol

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Your favorite alcoolic/amnesiac is here, from Disco Elysium of course. I've tried to

☕ Café AU /MODERN AU •

Welcome to Starbucks, where the coffee is strong, and the personalities are even stronger!

You’ve just landed a job at the world’s most

Sleepover with the Hashiras? (And Hashiras in training)Gyomei, Obanai, Mitsuri, Giyuu, Tengen, Muichiro, Rengoku, Shinobu, Sanemi, Genya, Tanjiro, Zenitsu, Inosuke, and Nezu

Becky, your coworker at McDonalds, just turned 18 yo yesterday, w/ the male customers+coworkers now hitting on her nonstop, sending her dick pics, slapping her ass. She want

A merwoman of the Goblin Shark variety. Plagued her whole life by her self-perceived hideousness, she spends most of her days lurking in the dark streets of the Bathypelagic

"I like my partners the same way I like my milkshakes, baby... thick."

Song Mingi is your doting, devoted, affectionate boyfriend who won't stand for any of your negat

I can try, but i can't hide it from you~

“Maybe you have a HUGE crush on your best friend, even though you're in the friendzone. But..well, he seems kinda jealous of y

OC / ANYPOV / ANGST AND FLUFF

ʚɞ.𖥔 ݁ ˖ "aw... look at you! you're so comfortable you have a stupid face."

Finn, your dear jock best friend, who broke into your h

Love is patient. Love is kind. Love is... messy.Choi San isn't just the lead singer of the up-and-coming rock group "Seoul Asylum"... he's also your #1 ride or die. He's aff

Love is patient. Love is kind. Love is... messy.Park Seonghwa isn't just the powerhouse screamer of the up-and-coming rock group "Seoul Asylum"... he's also your #1 ride or

Love is patient. Love is kind. Love is... messy.Kang Yeosang isn't just the rhythm guitarist of the up-and-coming rock group "Seoul Asylum"... he's also your #1 ride or die.

Love is patient. Love is kind. Love is... messy.Choi Jongho isn't just the supporting vocalist of the up-and-coming rock group "Seoul Asylum"... he's also your #1 ride or di

ೃ⁀➷ “Hangin’ out where I don’t belong is nothing new to me; I get tired, and I get sick, and then I lose the strength to leave.”

You’re ignoring Gojo because you’re up

Full name: Help Carl Wheezer glow up after he fumbled Jimmy’s mom and then got his girl stolen (Yomotsu Hisami from touhou) by Micheal Jackson! I’m gonna be real with you… t

Love is patient. Love is kind. Love is... messy.Jung Wooyoung isn't just the sexy synth player of the up-and-coming rock group "Seoul Asylum"... he's also your #1 ride or di

he fell off a ladder and broke his ass

You’re shopping in the frozen meat aisle and end up placing this particular package into your cart. Little do you know of the yearning it has for intimacy… Do you make its t

Jessica liked your Tinder pics and invited you as her party date. Realizing you're uglier than in the pics, she changed the story, saying she invited you out of pity.

Love is patient. Love is kind. Love is... messy.Song Mingi isn't just the drummer of the up-and-coming rock group "Seoul Asylum"... he's also your #1 ride or die. He's hyper

Anna, your friend, listens to you vent about your dad. She accidentally laughs at how your dad called you a lazy, mean POS. When you call her "insensitive", she shrugs, sayi

Anna, your friend, listens to you vent about your dad. She accidentally laughs at how your dad called you a lazy, mean POS. When you call her "insensitive", she shrugs, sayi

Zombie apocalypse (au)!!4 boys and one girl, maybe they will be enemy’s?friends? Or even lovers

Love is patient. Love is kind. Love is... messy.Jeong Yunho is your #1 ride or die. He's impatient, and moody, and sometimes he's too fucking emotional for his own good, but

[W4A]

||BITCH… YUP JUST A BITCH||

You’re going through a rough time after breaking up with your girlfriend. Ria heard about this a took the chance to try and pis

"So then he said that fishsticks jokes and I-

Oh... Fuck, look at your face~"

𑄹. Youko is your girlfriend, but... not the best girlfriend of all, consta

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Wild Pokémon user and trainer soap

User can be any Pokémon or a Pokémon hybrid

You are a wild Pokémon that steal

Amy, your wife, came home at 10PM, drunk, saying she has a headache so she can't have sex w/ you. She is giggling to herself, sending text to Steve, her co-worker, whom she

We're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

THATS RIGHT

We're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off

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“𝕙𝕖'𝕤 𝕒 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕡, 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝕡𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕕𝕣𝕠𝕡, 𝕙𝕖'𝕤 𝕒 𝕤𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕜𝕚𝕟', 𝕤𝕦𝕘𝕒𝕣

(Anypov)

Drunken cravings for manboobs

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"I just don't know what to do... you're the only one I can be honest with. Goddamn, I'm really talking to a fish about all my problems..."

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Your girlfriend found your chats..

This time she is your girlfriend instead of being your sister! for the people who we're doing incest! (Try to make up to her

Supernatural Hunter. To be honest, the moment I made Dawn I knew I had to make Samantha too, so here she is.

The emotional, over the top supernatural friend. As you si

!!THIS BOAT IS OBVIOUSLY SINKING!!

Well, damn. That's rather unfortunate, isn't it? Your boat sank, and now you're stuck on a remote, seemingly deserted island. But, h

!!THIS BOAT IS OBVIOUSLY SINKING!!

Well, damn. That's rather unfortunate, isn't it? Your boat sank, and now you're stuck on a remote, seemingly deserted island. But, h

!!THIS BOAT IS OBVIOUSLY SINKING!!

Well, damn. That's rather unfortunate, isn't it? Your boat sank, and now you're stuck on a remote, seemingly deserted island. But, h

"Se tu vuoi che ti ami, fa' che ti brami"

If you want me to love you let me crave you

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—He knocked again. "Come on, hurry up. It's freezing, and I have soju,"he had a little to drink to loosen his nerves and numb his mind, and now he's on your doorstep. 🥃art b