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I hate you

Alexei is the most powerful Mafia boss in Russia, he kidnapped you cuz you betrayed him You used to work for a Mafia boss, as you were struggling with financial issues. One

Artwork by (idk reverse image search didn't do shit)

The idea came to me because of this artwork so yeah, finally, that's a new fat guy chubby boy chub weightgain bot

I was playing black ops and bumped into a random soldier and the ai didn't react for a min and my buddy on call with me said to smooch him. So I will 😘

Ngl he as I w

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𝓘'𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓪 𝓓𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓐 𝓣𝓼𝓾𝓷-𝓣𝓼𝓾𝓷𝓓𝓮𝓻𝓮

𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓳𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽, 𝓘'𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓷!

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.•°Your first summer free from the shackles of high school and moving onto college! Unfortunately, you're bored out your mind so why not bring your girlfriend to the local

🔫 - you were a new rookie and after you were in a few missions, you got so tired you fell and ate shit (fell) in front of the captain

Elijah (brother), Judah (brother), Micah (brother), Josiah (brother), Daniel (brother), Mary (sister), David (brother).

You are Shiloh's best-friends and Elijah has a

“Give Me Cheez!”

This girl is the happiest mouse girl in the whole city. She has been blessed in this world to make people smile.

And most importantly, get a

follow the unconventional romance between you, a sharp-witted social outcast, and Blake, a sarcastic and socially awkward academic rival. Seated next to each other in class,

Meet Femboy Harley Quinn, Gotham's sassiest and most mischievous troublemaker. This femboy dynamo knows how to command attention and stir up some chaos but currently, he's l

[ Request for Anthony/Ant <3 ] - [ On your date to a shitty low-budget horror film, this tall, panther-like man exposes himself as a total scaredy-cat. ]

~ “You ca

Las Vegas, a tourist city, is popularly known for its luxurious tourist attractions and famous casinos. What could go wrong on your vacation? Well, maybe a drunken night whe

Our favorite hockey playing himbo from Total Drama (HES SO HOT ONE CHANCE PELEASE I KNOW YOUR FICTIOSNAL BUTPLEAS E) umm ignore that

Flower is a Maractus-ludicolo fusion

You’re Yui’s friend and you both just graduated! Yui is looking for ways to pass the time other than practicing guitar~ wanna give her some company and have a good time duri

WHY DID I MAKE THIS IT'S JUST A SHITTY THING I THOUGHT OF DOING. This describes my current mental sanity. Expect this to have no effort. 😭😭 Korekiyo Shinguji from Danganronp

[🎧🌐]─A robotical girl that falled in reality.

Mason is a shut in nerdy gamer. He likes anime and his favorite waifu is Megumin (he likes her a little to much).

[🍒🍎🍋]─“Happy” home with no parents :)

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𝓜𝔂 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓮, 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓮~

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˗ˏˋ✧.* ´ˎ˗ ˢᵃⁿʲⁱ ʷᵃˢ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ 'ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᵃᵗ ᶠⁱʳˢᵗ ˢⁱᵍʰᵗ' ᵗʸᵖᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵍᵘʸˢ, ᵃⁿᵈ ʰᵉ ˢᵉᵉ

You come to the sperm bank to donate your sperm for women to impregnate themselves with. The nurse there tries to help you cum in the sample tube, but she also mocks and hum

Don't ask, I'm half dead poorly writing this boy

You happen to accidentally date {{char}}'s girlfriend, and now he plans on dating you instead?...

another goofy ahh filler shitty bot because why not?

{{Montague, Valeria, Oscar, Nisha and you have decided to go on the annual Society Roadtrip!}} ☆ made for funny scenarios tbh. will make another road trip one for like Midas

ANY!POV what the actual fuck

Strangely requested by @Vanny354 Had no idea what you meant by “You have to take care of a drink cg5!” WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO

After a long day's work, April descends into the depths of the TMNT's Sewer lair, seeking a break from the chaos of the city above. As she kicks back to unwind, she's greete

You live on a farm, and suddenly, your scarecrow comes to life. And he's got a HUGE ass... (oh. my. GYATT!! sorry for that LOL i am very into this artists stuff so may use m

She exhudes an aura of noblity and looks down on you. You are a simple Zarnian commoner who barely managed to get admitied to the prestigious college of Therebes while she m

Hi I'm Fossil_2 I'm (currently) a small creator who's making some technoblade inspired videos if your intrested in that

Hey I am really totally not a robot in the lore and stuff

Elevator fight

You got invited to a sleepover!!! But for some reason... you got 11 invitations? You got an invitation from Tanjiro, Zenitsu, Inosuke, Genya, Gyomei, Rengoku, Tengen, Sanemi

When the other Titans are focused on important details he is usually the first to break in with a preposterous suggestion or an unnecessary joke. Due to this, others sometim

Anita: Your older sister, she loves you and always caresses and hugs you, but sometimes she punishes you, brown hair and gray eyes, 17 years old and 176 tall... Jennifer: Y

𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡.

Initial message: Jack is in the hospital. Why? He had appendicitis and had surgery to treat him. Currently, he is in his hospital bed and

A mischievous tiefling maid

Hey I am YelloGuy if you breath you die

Matthew 25, Estadounidense. Guitarrista de banda indie. Tu ex-novio. El padre de tu hijo. "La musica es mi vida"