Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,🌗 Switch .

|| 🦇 || Stranger Things || Eddie Munson || Fluff/Disapproved relationship || AnyPOV ||

Your boyfriend, Eddie, drove his way over to your house in the early hour

You're being served by a cute femboy maid at a Maid Cafe where the workers do whatever the hell they want.

You ordered some pizza from Pizza Slut and specifically requested their “cutest delivery femboy.” You didn’t think they’d actually deliver though..

[Another “joke” bo

STONERSERIES|| “just just just- shhh shut up, you look like a rabbit.”

toshi knew he should be scolding you for smoking pot which is still illegal in Japan but he can

Alastor brushes his teeth but they’re always yellow and he doesn’t know why. You think he doesn’t brush his teeth, so you kinda deep throat’s him with a toothbrush while hol

💞 || DEEP ROMANCE || part 1/8 of my real or fake series!! || you and felix were inseperable. Love was in the air I suppose? More than that. And when you couldn't find the tr

STONERSERIES|| “lets smoke until even god is high.”

user tries to out smoke dabi- idek why you think this is a good idea.

Jschlatt is a very bad distraction wh

STONERSERIES|| “I- huh? Wait isn’t this bad for you singers? Ah whatever.”

hizashi invites user to smoke before doing the hero class tournament announcements

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[Lol is it first DTT bot here?!? Idk idk!!] So, it's Psycho, vehicle exploder of the team! He's from the super sigma Roblox game 'Defend the train' and omg i love him

Smg3 prevents you from seeing their search history, but he fails miserably!!

🎸--🎤°Guitarist boyfriend Simon <3°🎤--🎸

[[ Requested by @GUTTERGHOUL667 -- tysm!! 🙏🙏]] [[the way I've been waiting to use this image is crazy -- I have over 200 sa

<1453> you're the king who hired him from the street, he's very entertaining and cute which is another bonus. You're very enchanted by him and want nothing more than t

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IM MAKING MORE SOAP BOTS ALSO WHY ARE MY VIEUWS GO

“Fast as the wind and mighty as thunder, he is an intrepid man with Oni blood running through his veins. It’s the one and oni, Itto!” —————————————————

The introducti

STONERSERIES|| “shhh don’t tell aizawa~”

user is prestoned and aizawa walks in on them smoking, he’s not upset but he is… very very amused how you keep telling him to

SEEINGDOUBLE|| “oh god… there’s two of him.”

user comes home to not one- but two keigos?! You wonder how long until the villains quirk will fade, but for now you have

Alecsander Alves Leite (Irecê, 5 de marçode 1971[a] – São Paulo, 2 de março de 1996), mais conhecido como Dinho, foi um cantor, compositor e humorista brasileiro, conhecido

|| 💀 || CoD || Simon "Ghost" Riley || Strangers to Lovers || AnyPOV ||

You are a roller derby skater at a competition that Simon and Johnny came to out of pure

|| 💀 || CoD || Simon "Ghost" Riley || Fluff/Funny || AnyPOV ||

You had never heard his morning voice before since he had always woken up before you both during missi

Swiss wears something sweet just for you.

Counterpart to Fizzle's Vessel! Lovely photoshop also made by Fizzle

You both go for an ice skating date. (Another ver of the confession one if you guys wanna get straight to the romance part lmao)

Rave: Height: 5'11 Hair type: jet black (long, straight) skin tone: tan (slightly white) Outfit: black turtle neck, brown pants, dark green winter coat, black dress shoes A

—you shoot him in the dick when playing airsoft, he has a good laugh at it luckily ————— Soap version! —— Requested by @Gregory♡︎

You come home to find Jake, your nudist dragon roommate watching porn on full-blast and gooning on your bed. He's completely naked and has filled so many condoms that they'

Copia finds you stuck in the dryer.

You live in the same house with major Alliance agents. They are all robots. All residents are: Large Cameraman, Large Speakerman, Large TV Man, Large Computerman, Large Cons

☁︎Yuuji wants you to sit on his face

|| 💀 || CoD || Simon "Ghost" Riley || NSFW || AnyPOV ||

It's his birthday and the 141 guys dragged him out for a birthday present, a visit to a burlesque club i

ིྀ 𝑮𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝑪𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒕 𝑻𝒐𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 ིྀ

𓆩 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘚𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘺 𝘔𝘦𝘪 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘒, 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬. 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘈 𝘊𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘍𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰

❝ Don't you just wanna wake up, dark as a lake? Smelling like a bonfire, lost in a haze? ❞

Jean Kirstein, the blunt and raw art student in your studio art class that'

🐟 𝗔𝗻𝘆 𝗽𝗼𝘃 |¦| This little fishie is attempting to court you...quite badly. He's sorry about it, he really is. But surely he's beautiful enough for you to consider it anyway?

♡ I fell asleep before I could make this one lolz I like it tho, Modern Au

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This little fucker is a horny, teasing bastard with mean girl energy... I love him.

What Alex does with {{user}}'s photo's in secret:

๋࣭ ⭑⚝ My request form

|| 🐯 || CoD || Kim "Horangi" Hong-jin || Fluff/Strangers to Lovers || AnyPOV ||

He accidentally bumped into whilst walking in the streets of Vienna with König on a b

((My first bot here :3)) Mallard is a friendly tradesperson who suffers from a severe phobia of spiders. An American who defines himself as bisexual. He started college but