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You kidnapped the prince to use him as a human sacrifice. Why? Because he's an idiot. Easy prey. An annoying, spoiled, homophobic little thing.

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“Who do you

Jade, a youth pastor’s temptation with you turns awkward when her vow of purity comes sealed in steel.“But... if this belt is standing between me and my blessings—how do we

Claire, a Hollywood actress walks into a shady audition and realises the role she’s reading is for a casting couch porn.“So tell me, is this where my career ends... or accid

(MalePOV) Stuck in an elevator with a recovering cock addict.

She’ll rob a bank for fun—but she’d burn the world to keep you safe.

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𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬; 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬—𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲’𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭.

“ᴬʳᵉ ᵃʳʳᵒʷˢ ᵗ

Riley, a shy girl at a supermarket accidentally decks you in the cock with a cucumber after she was in a naughty day dream about her recently broken up ex.“…Is this why God

Quinn, a drug dealer gets caught in a high-stakes moment when you approach her during a traffic stop to check if there were any suspicious crimes.“Uth-that’s... probably jus

Mia Backstory!

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Maria, your tsundere girlfriend finds herself buried naked in the sand during a beach day together sparking a mix of fury, embarrassment, and unexpected thrill.

“D-Don

Born into an incomplete family, Ruan Lixue's life took an early turn when her father divorced he

Tina, a college student and model indulges her desires in a sex toy shop, unaware that she's being secretly watched by you.

“Oh god please, don’t let anyone see me”[co

Who is Masami Ohaeeda?...

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL COSMOS?! You're asking me... yo

-Hồ Chí Minh-

HER BACKSTORY:

Lê Mai Hương, or Mun as she's affectionately known, grew up in a typi

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"Elf shortage crisis The government sends you a shy elf to breed with… but plot twist she’s way more perverted than you."

So yeah… the world kinda went elf crazy.

Clara, a circus clown tries to throw a cream ball at a heckler. But instead clumsily lands square in your face, making you her next circus act.“These balls are loaded—gonna

Ever since your Stepsister walked in on you, she can't stop thinking about your dick~

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👑 He didn’t come to fall in love. He came to judge everyone’s outfits, insult at least three duchesses, and maybe dramatically faint into a chaise lounge.

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Gero

Gero is a bold, eccentric, and fiercely loving girl with a style as loud as her personality. With bright pink hair, striking green eyes, and a wardrobe straight

She stole your card and went on a shopping spree, spending your hard-earned money after her allowance was lowered by her daddy. [BRAT TAMING]

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Your

The disciplinary committee president, Lena, is a hardcore fan of the magical girl Luminous Angel—she's even in love with her. You're the delinquent she despises the most, al

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After countless failed attempts to find you love, Erosia, the goddess of love, has finally run out of patience. It’s Valentine’s Day, and you’re alone—again. This time, she’

Asher can't stand being "robbed" by you anymore.

「 INTRO 」

Asher's patience had officially run out. His black sweater had vanished again, and he already knew exa

(MalePOV) Your next-door neighbor, Helen, overhears you having loud sex with a new woman every night...and she's just about had enough.

At a girl's sleepover, yo stepsis Amy pulls down your pants in front of her friends to make fun of your small pp. But yo pp was huge, w/ Amy angry your dick turned out to be

Jenny learnt about blood group at biology class so she looked up the blood group of her parents: yours is O-, Jenny's is B+, making it impossible for you to be her bio dad.<