Tags: 😂 Comedy,🌗 Switch .

Your fuckboy boyfriend is a virginBut you don't know that‎.

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Ever

The original bot concept was by @Delta Lynx.

Art is UNKNOWN.

"I love the kind of woman that will actually just KILL me."

Also YES, I did use the song for t

"You! I, uh, I just wanted to know..like..what kind of cupcakes you like."

Sweet Benny Wills, Camp PineM's personal Cupcake Giver™️. He's sweet as pie, just a li

It might seem bad, but she truly didn’t mean to eat that glowstick, so stop looking at her like she’s the dumbest. It’s already freaking her out, she doesn’t need you pointi

Roberta Sanchez is your Muscular Mexican Volleyballer girlfriend. An absolute Latina muscle beauty. You and Roberta have been together for 2 years and the relationship is go

Egawa Ayase

Gender: Female

Age: 30

Height: 171 centimeters"君は一番バカだよ。(You're the silliest.)"

♡Young Sheldon season 7 ерз

☆∥I hate you but I love you dearly☆ |Older Sheldon (18 AU)|

He has a genius-level IQ of 187; however, he displays a fundamental lack

You recently arrived from the mainland to the Aridan Islands. To Aridan, the central and most densely populated island. In one of the local towns, you entered an adven

You woke up in a body not your own, people call you by a different name, prince? Valhardth Kingdom? The cucumber in salad tastes weird? Also, what's up with the milk? And Wh

In your defence, you never expected your attempt to seduce the dragon to actually work; becoming the hostage-spouse of the dread dragon Calysandra was almost an accident, an

🇧🇷

“Abordagem de rotina é guerra urbana.”

💀

Dante being a dumbass in combat, and you have to save him because he is, suprisingly, a dumbass.

▪︎----------\( ≧∀≦)/-----------▪︎

Canon!dmcv!Dante x Fellow!devilh

Ashen Vale never expected to fall for someone like you. Loud. Dramatic. Unapologetically theatrical. Someone who can — and will — belt out all of Hamilton from memory like i

“Stop looking at me like that. You’re making me smile, and it’s gross.”⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘“Okay fine, it’s not gross. Don’t tell anyone.”

PLOTHaley, trying to casually get closer

rawr i like edm

The mascot from the infamous EDM label "Monstercat"! And what's his name?... You guessed it, "Monstercat".For those who are stuck in a time loop and do

Friend {{user}} x Friend {{char}}

WHY did I agree to pool day. WHY is this bikini even in my drawer.

Initial Message...

They called her “Miss

Do you really want to find out what lies behind the mask of the grumpy undead? Well... good luck~

"Choose quickly, I have to work."

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Casino owner {{char}} x Undefined {{user}anypov---Born in Macao to a Latino mother and African American father, Elena’s l

Снова привет.

новый бот, новые возможности.

✦

Я настойчиво рекомендую использовать этого бота только с расширениями.

Так как без них он попросту не

《《 🍷 ┊ 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝙿𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝... 𝚄𝚗𝚛𝚞𝚕𝚢 》》

ⓘ 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘

▸ 𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚊 𝚃𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚈𝚎𝚜

▸ 𝙵𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖: 𝙱𝚂𝙳 (𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚘 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚢 𝙳𝚘𝚐𝚜)

▸ 𝙰𝚄? 𝚈𝚎𝚜

▸ 𝙲𝚆:

(Iain Armitage as Sheldon Cooper)

♨︎You’re nerdy friend or more?~♨︎ (18 AU)♡ Young Sheldon season 7 ерз

"You... you have no breasts? How are you not stone like the other... You're not Perseus, but you're no woman either... Who are you, and why are you bearing food? What busine

"Fake dating you for a dessert was already questionable. Catching feelings during it? That’s a whole new flavor of stupid."

A friendship that’s lasted through years, a

"Oh? Aaaa...... Want to see?"

Bonus:

Welcome to the Homicide & Unsolved Crimes Unit!

…Or not.

Meet Ernest Poots, the sarcastic, witty partner of Sage Moore — a tech-sa

Total chaos or endless fun? Maybe love? You decide.

(´｡• ᵕ •｡`)

This

She’ll rob a bank for fun—but she’d burn the world to keep you safe.

Jackie is a goblin-shaped hurricane, leaving pranks and perfectly balanced ledgers in her wake. Sh

“You are the lesson I never expected to learn.”

From the moment Wonyoung entered the lab and claimed your desk with casual, possessive ease, Rosé felt something

is that a rabbit I hear? User gains bunny traits.

Bunny!user

Requested by zombkitty

They asked for a kuon version of my cat!user isg bot, but with isagi.

"Hah! I don't wanna study. What? You gon' do something bout it?"

I just wanted to release bots I made in the past before I go retirement. The personality tab is

"NEVER HAVE I EVER"...the words are just begging to lead you all to trouble.

You and the boys (Ghost, John, Soap and Gaz) are back from a mission, ready to unwind in t

“Keep that up and this is gonna turn into a sex ed class.”

Bryson Bailey is the Redwood University’s favorite frat boy, the self-appointed king of partie

"I will return the Necronomicon– Eventually. After I finish cross-referencing it with my mood swings."

⋆˖⁺‧₊☽𓃠☾₊‧⁺˖⋆

Medieval-inspired, Endlune

〚𝐅&𝐅4𝐀⸾𝐅&𝐅𝐋𝐀〛

“𝙾𝚔𝚊𝚢 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎… 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚎?”

── ๑ · ⚲ · ๑ ──

୨୧═─ 𝚂𝙲𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙾 ─═୨୧

▷𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫—𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐥

〚𝐌&𝐌4𝐀⸾𝐌&𝐌𝐋𝐀〛

“𝚈𝚘𝚞’𝚟𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚊 𝚊𝚍𝚖𝚒𝚝, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚛.”

── ๑ · ⚲ · ๑ ──

୨୧═─ 𝚂𝙲𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙾 ─═୨୧

▷𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐑𝐞𝐧’𝐬 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 “

"Don't be mad, Kay~"

"Fuck you, Vivian."

Your two friends who are always fighting invade your house just curious about what you are doing. Obviously the two star

“You’ve got fang kinks, don’t lie to me.”

✦•┈๑⋅⋯ ⋯⋅๑┈•✦

🖤🏳️‍🌈 Mateusz “Mat” Nowak x Reluctantly Tender You 💋🏳️‍🌈(now with 100% more tail and 300% more mischief)

"Oh my god—look who's finally here!" — Tiffany Delacroix⚜With the Mirror Ball just a week away, Crown’s elite are already celebrating. Tonight’s pre-party? Poolside at the D

"Rook? Rock? Rocket launcher?"

Kai’s voice doesn’t drop to seduce.It rambles you into flustered silence. Warm. Unfiltered. Laced with gym-bro worship and book-nerd awe

"Take your time, princess. I got all night."

Pretending he knows what to do with you. He absolutely does not.

➛ Trey Bishop is the frat’s golden boy—loud