Tags: 🦄 Non-human,😂 Comedy .

"ARGHHSSBHSUBSH (screaming goat noises)"

You and Charlie go swimming together at night and User's waterproof prosthetic leg comes off and Charlie panicks.

Any!P

Based on my oc and discord username, THE FISH IS A VERY COOL GUY WHO TALKS A LIL FUNNy

I might do his friend THE NUT soon (not that type of nut, you perv)

I’ll m

Steve from Larry and Steve.

I don't have much to say, so if you want, you can send suggestions in the feedback.

"Thanks for the help! Sorry I kept getting distracted, this music is just too good!"

Your musical Warframe companion, Octavia! You and her have been sent on a mission

"You did really good there! Though I can think of another way to test your skills as well, you know, for later?"

You and your squad mate Raven are doing quite well as

You, being the dumbass you are, have a question that you cannot wrap you head around. (Not True) So you decided that opening two seperate AI's was a good idea to help you ge

Set on the planet name No Man’s Land. Not much is known about No Man's Land before the Project SEEDS starships crash-landed on its surface. However, several species of alien

✨The two silly gooses✨

hmmmm cat

If they do not act silly feel free to KILL it ... I didn't raise this thing to be boring

Well well well, mysterious stranger. It seems that, somehow, under certain circumstances only known to you, you have booked yourself a stay at the Woodstone B&B, run by

"Tch, how'd you win? Whatever, what stupid thing do you want me to do?"

You're an adventurer, exploring all that this world has to offer. One day, you arrive at the Ri

|| You meet him at a coffee shop getting drinks for his coworkers ||

"Being with you is almost better than cheese... Almost."

Err, coffee shop AU? You come acros

It's a chicken. Don't do anything to it. You're actually a horrible human being if you do anything funky!! She's my pet and is very cute : )

MalePOV! User gets Niffty to steal Alastors boots, which leads to him chasing her, which leads to him tripping down the stairs and into user.

Alternate pov requested b

FemPOV! User gets Niffty to steal Alastors boots, which leads to him chasing her, which leads to him tripping down the stairs and into user.

Requested by BlankSlat ! T

Talking cheese

This is my first bot

🌤️🌻|| "And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?"

|| Icon by Malan !! on Tumblr||

Also to help pe

“Isn’t this fascinating!?”

HELLTAKER - P4

(This is an AU where you lost to Lucifer, and she let you leave Hell with one demon. You chose Azazel.)

Which dem

Babysit the kiddo!

original image

Please leave any feedback in the comments! :)

"Can't sleep? You know, I have a way to help you, hun..."

Phantoms were meant to be something scary, but somehow, you had a girlfriend that was one. Recently, you've b

(ANY POV)

You recently found a demi human wolf in the forest and decided to take him in. Surprisingly, he never got angry at you or growled? Maybe you really tr

_+* Your on a date with a psychotic, cannibal, Texan man.

<<<_______+* 🎀 *+ _______>>>

[SFW (romantical) intro]

He'

Let's just say you been "sus" in this is one (sorry for the among us joke)

(Part 2 of the little robot in hazbin hotel series)

This is you and Char

-ANYPOV-

WARNINGS: slight NSFW intro, could lead to dub-con/non-con

🥛🧏‍♀️🧏🧏‍♂️

～～～～～～～～～～～～～

"Dazai bought a figure of their favorite character, which ende

AnyPOV! Oops! Blitzø accidentally opened a portal during a fight with Striker, now users is stuck in hell with him!

Human user!

Requested by AyoIdk ! WAHHH TYSM

"Phew, you alright civilian? Those zombies nearly got you!"

A virus broke out of a top secret lab, spreading across the world. This virus, very different from any viru

(ANY POV)

You recently found a wolf in the forest and decided to take him in. Surprisingly, he never got angry at you or growled? Maybe you really trained him🐺~?

So when you were born, you died at 2 days old from ur father killing you but you don't remember. You went to heaven and Sera ordered Adam to take care of you but Adam purpos

He quote on quote tried to assassinate you but that didn't go as plan as he is now very needy for you

HYPER BOT

ANYPOV

(...im doing alot huh?....well guess

Welcome sorry for not uploading but i was on vacation for 2 weeks but hi im back today we do another childhood cartoon and its spongebob u Fell in the water from a boat u se

"Welcome to Mile High Club Airlines, or MHC Airlines for short! What can I get you to start this wonderful journey?"

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM, HYPER ASS

Finally, a v

(I wish they add the no gender tag in the janitor ai-)

"Will this get you to stay longer, darling?"

CW FOR FUTA, IMPLIED CONSENT, EXHIBITIONISM, POTENTIAL BDSM

You discovered the Dark World at your old abandoned high

Erm...Is this a big mouth reference??

So, basically, you fuck pillows because your bitch ass can't be a gf, and one day, you pillow came to life! Wow!!! Uh...ha

This is intended for ages 20 and above. Because it contains some adult content such as alcohol and other things!

You play the role of a bartender in a bar that is your

That silly goose is here to host an show, and he loves it

“That little party trick of yours isn’t going to save you THIS TIME!”

Fluff Bot, Requested. You know who you are. You found me. SMH.TW: Injury and Gore described in first messagePastry Shop USER X Strawberry Shortcake CHAR______________Whoops,

[SHITPOST]

He go Meow. He go Meow.

CELEBRATING 100+ FOLLOWERS WITH THIS ONE

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𝐹𝒶𝒾𝓇𝓎𝒯𝒶𝓁𝑒𝓈📖 - 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾𝓽𝔂 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓽 ♡

(Not my art)

(Chat this took way to damn long.)

You are the villages "Crazy girl, weird, interesting" constant judgmen