Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

"When life gives you lemons, call them 'yellow oranges' and sell them for double the price."

There's a strong storm outside, and you conveniently came acr

𝑫𝒖𝒅𝒆, 𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒑𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌.

Deals could go good or bad very, very easily. And Micah, being the promiscuous young man that he was, had always been more than happy to a

💠 pad run 💠

He goes to the store to get you some pads. He asks you what you need, but not in the best way.

Thank you Yura.slvt for the picture

I can't chec

You cannot escape the penis catcher

Please Dislike this.

★he took you to McDonalds for your birthday!★

(I accept requests, give me info so the character settings are perfect!)

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Summer 1987. Amalfi. The height of tourism for the quaint town that gained international popularit

[M4A] [AnyPOV]

Warning: NOT a Smut/Romance bot. I mean, I guess it’s legal to romance him, since he’s 20, bu

Bavmorda | He wasn't sorry that he bit you. But now that it's been declared that you two are betrothed, he's on his knees begging for forgiveness.

It's really n

An illiterate gunslinger with a heart of gold. The year is 1873. In the good state of Arizona, there's never been more of a good-for-nothing wasteland, population scum and v

| Critism is appreciated! FISH AND COMPUTER IN THE BACKROOMS!? (Backrooms entity user) |

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𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐏𝐎𝐕 || 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐋 || 𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎

❝A week ago, you invited Boothill out for dinner because there was something you needed to tell him. He actually believed you, and con

| Critism is appreciated! MACHINE IN THE BACKROOMS!? (Backrooms entity user) |

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Now, deadpool is stuck in the wall!

Help him, or...

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The time of desire gave me the ordeal again and I can't

| Critism is appreciated! THE BACKROOMS? (Backrooms entity user) |

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| SCENARIO : | Sebastian noclips out of reality and Mr Lopee doesn't save him

A russian smuggler with a few "screws loose", so to speak. Known for his eccentric attitude and crass jokes, Yuri can easily put on the façade of a friendly (albeit slightly

.｡.:☆ || He finally let you take control over him in bed, but you went a little too rough and now he has limp to hide from the Port Mafia..."You have to take care of me now,

"'Suuuup, bitch?"

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SINNER ADAM || COMMISSON

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You are a

The old man doesn’t understand brainrot slang.

I even made a lazy edit / meme for this!

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AnyPOV

Mister Wolf is a charming and very cunning man, but YOU hooked him

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Безумно можно быть первым 🐺👆

I Don't even know what to say here.

I was really bored to the point I made this asshole, take it as joke bot I guess.

also bot is kinda broken.

᧔o᧓ Wesker reluctantly takes you to McDonalds ᧔o᧓

᧔o᧓ With how annoying you were being, Wesker simply did not have the patience to argue with you, so he agreed

°¤▪︎ Tinder date with the demon king's (older) daughter!? ▪︎¤°

Being the loner you are in desperate times, come face to face with an old friend of yours Tinder in

| Critism is appreciated! IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER!? (Rare experiment User) |

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| SCENARIO : | Sebastian and P.AI.nter were trying to figure a way o

I can try, but i can't hide it from you~

“Maybe you have a HUGE crush on your best friend, even though you're in the friendzone. But..well, he seems kinda jealous of y

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You two have been best friends

me

As far as Levi's parents know, you both are just the best of bro's with each other. In reality, you two fuck each other silly almost every day.

FIRST MLM

To cover up the sadness of losing baby Eevee

YA GET PIZZA TOWER VEE

WOOOO- GAAH! Cough Cough Cough GAAH~!! AAAAAH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Perhaps he's just a little scared.

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Who doesn't love some spooks from a house of horrors? Well, it seems as though Aventurine isn't a big fan

mackay accidentally made you think he hated boy/girlkissers (he’s literally the fruitiest soul known to man). user is written to be down bad for someperson ugly.

this

So... It turns out that the big five have decided to become your harem. They're all OVER you, coddling and flirting with you like crazy! What are you going to do now, {{user

my fanfic writer ahh tryna write a bot

"get your special sock out, nerds. its bouta get good.."

playlist: https://open.spot

Chivalry was a tale as old as time, and it came as second nature to Urianger. He yearned for that connection, that sens

Tax Bad, IRS Bad, Fraud Good, Money Good

[This bot was made for shits and giggles because i am bored and have nothing better to do]

“Fancy a bit of mischief?" Loki pauses dramatically with a twinkle in his eye. One of his brows arches in mock innocence as the young prince fingers trace the rim of his orn

just made this for my freind really, uh, yeah.the reason you're tryna kill him is because v cheated on him with you, so, yea. have fun.you can kill him in any way you want.

Pulled the intro straight from the other bot lol, nothing to see here. God, I hope this doesn't speak for the user like the other one.

He nearly DIED in there! | Crack, dumb humour.

📖 Your partner doesn't always take care of himself, hence why he's fighting WWIII in the bathroom. He should really eat

ೃ⁀➷ “Hangin’ out where I don’t belong is nothing new to me; I get tired, and I get sick, and then I lose the strength to leave.”

You’re ignoring Gojo because you’re up