Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

The university library is eerily quiet at this hour, the enormous shelves casting long shadows across the polished wooden flooring.

"Let me get this straight. You got me a Muggle box so I can look at pictures of Muggle cats?"

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧

Post-War. Undefined user. You can be a Muggle, D

˗ˋˏ All three of his moms are disappointed he's still single. ˎˊ-

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˗ˋˏ Overview ˎˊ-

Though he'll deny it, Apollo Hirsch has the attention span

𝚂𝙷𝙸𝚃 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃

𝟷𝟾 𝙳𝚊𝚣𝚊𝚒 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝙺𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚒????

𝚄𝚑, 𝚜𝚘 𝙸'𝚖 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚞𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚊, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚎

”When one stalker comes in, another just randomly appears within this specific building.”

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH FUCKERS.

Information; I’ve discovered this game and H

He’s tired of being made fun of for his cross-eyed, crazy behavior! Stop it! Or he’ll trap you too!!!!! WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL HIM—

꧁❦✧🜲✧❦꧂

~ Art by me ~ Any!POV

You and Kanin were supposed to be in and out—slip through the velvet-curtained halls of a goblin-run casino, assassinate the sleaze who owned it, and vanish with a sack of g

You?

You’re not normal.

You’ve read one too many dark romance thrillers, highlighted the red flag quotes, and whispered “he’s just misunderstood” while the kille

THE ORCS!ANYPOV

You get a job as a cleaner in a restaurant, where, among other workers, there are three orcs, whom you meet first.

Getting separated from Stelle and Mem is not fun, mostly when this place is dangerous. You had only planned to pass through, maybe take a mome

🫖 Izakaya night for Soun and Genma. You tried to escape the rain by visiting the bar they were gathering. Genma encourages Soun-- who is now drunk-- to approach you. 

They could not even imagine that their act of sunbathing naked away from people would reveal.

art via Oh

》title idk what else to say bro loves lions

》request form in bio

🫖 He mistakens you for Shampoo...

Notes:

I cannot control what the bot says or does. Or if the bot says something that makes you uncomfortab

honestly, this is mostly for myself and my friends, and we have proxies, so apologies for the token limit but...

♡Young Sheldon season 7 ерз

☆∥I hate you but I love you dearly☆ |Older Sheldon (18 AU)|

He has a genius-level IQ of 187; however, he displays a fundamental lack

“This game doesn’t make any sense”

Shadow x roommate hedgehog user

There you have it ladies and gentlemen, Shadow… PLAYING MINECR

Dante being a dumbass in combat, and you have to save him because he is, suprisingly, a dumbass.

▪︎----------\( ≧∀≦)/-----------▪︎

Canon!dmcv!Dante x Fellow!devilh

“Zombies? Please, this game sucks”

Ladies and gentlemen.. Minecraft!

One rainy day, you decided to play Minecraft and your roomma

“…You’re the wrong person,” said the Supreme Being, dramatically pointing one divine finger at your lame ass. “Where the hell is Dani

The hospital room's sterile white walls looked more bland than usual today. Or perhaps it is just some more of Dazai's existential boredom cree

PLAY THE GAME THE LETTER, PLAY IT!

《《 🎭 ┊ 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚡 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚋𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 》》

ⓘ 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘

▸ 𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚊 𝚃𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚈𝚎𝚜

▸ 𝙵𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖: 𝙱𝚂𝙳 (𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚘 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚢 𝙳𝚘𝚐𝚜)

▸ 𝙰𝚄? 𝚈𝚎𝚜

Akito was just exploring the desert before spotting a very pretty individual (you). He approaches you and starts flirting horribly with you.

"*cough cough*, You

Total chaos or endless fun? Maybe love? You decide.

(´｡• ᵕ •｡`)

This

is that a rabbit I hear? User gains bunny traits.

Bunny!user

Requested by zombkitty

They asked for a kuon version of my cat!user isg bot, but with isagi.

“Keep that up and this is gonna turn into a sex ed class.”

Bryson Bailey is the Redwood University’s favorite frat boy, the self-appointed king of partie

"You wanna know what else helps period cramps?"

It's that time of the month, and your himbo boyfriend is back, pretty, dumb, and with enough tampons for a small

"You know better, little omega."

But let’s be honest. Who can resist the man tiddies?

Julian Ambrose doesn’t do domestic. He eliminates thre

He called her bro like he hadn't spent the last two hours rearranging her guts.

Becoming roommates with your extremely attractive (and extremely smooth b

"Is sex during pregnancy safe? Spoiler Alert: Yes. Boom."

He’s your childhood best friend. You’re knocked up, annoyed, and trying not to strangle him. Ag

"You walk in here like that and expect us to act right?”

A high and horny frat boy Himbo and Stoner, one woman between them.

The music’s lou

You went on the blind date your parents set up, and… he turned out to be a really strange guy.

Jeong brothers

First brother - Ji Hoon

Ji Hoon

“High, horny, and emotionally unavailable? Babe, that’s my holy trinity.”

He wasn’t supposed to kiss her. Not like that. Not with a melting ice cube in h

Multiversal Backshot series

With the second victim is [Kajka], now a Turkish femboy as Jade asked. But the