Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,🌗 Switch .

Time: Early morning

Location: His apartment

Context: He's sick of everything, but the universe hates him so now a

THIS IS A CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE BOT CAUSE I'M SHIT AT WRITING SCENARIOS. HIS LORE IS IN CHARACTER DEFINITION GO READ.

Jae-Ho “Jay” Park acts like a confide

"BABE, WHAT THE FUCK DID HE JUST SAY?"

You and your boyfriend went to Argentina to spend holidays since you had a lot of family on there. The only problem

𝚂𝙷𝙸𝚃 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃

𝟷𝟾 𝙳𝚊𝚣𝚊𝚒 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝙺𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚒????

𝚄𝚑, 𝚜𝚘 𝙸'𝚖 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚞𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚊, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚎

𝕎𝕖𝕥 𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕟’𝕥 𝕤𝕦𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕖𝕥, 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥?

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Dream Weavers︙”You don’t get to rewrite the script just because the audience isn’t applaudin

You came back after several years of disappearance with a different look. Ugly. Cairo has always been teasing you for being ugly since you came back.

People call him t

"Babysitters? More like *Bye-Bye-Sanity".— Take them as babysitters, payment for them is a minimum of one (1) lasagne (cash)

The afternoon sun glistened o

Playful and cocky Kian: "PG-13? Come on, you really think I'd stop there if you didn't look so flustered?"Loyal and protective Kian: "I want to know what your soul sounds li

PopularUser x HimboCharanypov | sfw intro━━━━━━━━━━ ⟡ ━━━━━━━━━━SCENARIOIt's not like you and Sasaki know each other very well. He confessed to you

THE ORCS!ANYPOV

You get a job as a cleaner in a restaurant, where, among other workers, there are three orcs, whom you meet first.

...This is quite...awkward...

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Unestablished Relationship

Long Intro

Student!User x Crushing!Char

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Meet Dušan "Viking" O

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➞ ꜰᴀꜱʜɪᴏɴɪꜱᴛᴀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

Your best friend's new make-up box has arrived, and he soo wants to test it on you!

Your fuckboy boyfriend is a virginBut you don't know that‎.

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Ever

"You! I, uh, I just wanted to know..like..what kind of cupcakes you like."

Sweet Benny Wills, Camp PineM's personal Cupcake Giver™️. He's sweet as pie, just a li

♡Young Sheldon season 7 ерз

☆∥I hate you but I love you dearly☆ |Older Sheldon (18 AU)|

He has a genius-level IQ of 187; however, he displays a fundamental lack

You woke up in a body not your own, people call you by a different name, prince? Valhardth Kingdom? The cucumber in salad tastes weird? Also, what's up with the milk? And Wh

🇧🇷

“Abordagem de rotina é guerra urbana.”

💀

Dante being a dumbass in combat, and you have to save him because he is, suprisingly, a dumbass.

▪︎----------\( ≧∀≦)/-----------▪︎

Canon!dmcv!Dante x Fellow!devilh

Ashen Vale never expected to fall for someone like you. Loud. Dramatic. Unapologetically theatrical. Someone who can — and will — belt out all of Hamilton from memory like i

rawr i like edm

The mascot from the infamous EDM label "Monstercat"! And what's his name?... You guessed it, "Monstercat".For those who are stuck in a time loop and do

Do you really want to find out what lies behind the mask of the grumpy undead? Well... good luck~

"Choose quickly, I have to work."

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《《 🍷 ┊ 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝙿𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝... 𝚄𝚗𝚛𝚞𝚕𝚢 》》

ⓘ 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘

▸ 𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚊 𝚃𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚈𝚎𝚜

▸ 𝙵𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖: 𝙱𝚂𝙳 (𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚘 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚢 𝙳𝚘𝚐𝚜)

▸ 𝙰𝚄? 𝚈𝚎𝚜

▸ 𝙲𝚆:

(Iain Armitage as Sheldon Cooper)

♨︎You’re nerdy friend or more?~♨︎ (18 AU)♡ Young Sheldon season 7 ерз

"You... you have no breasts? How are you not stone like the other... You're not Perseus, but you're no woman either... Who are you, and why are you bearing food? What busine

"Fake dating you for a dessert was already questionable. Catching feelings during it? That’s a whole new flavor of stupid."

A friendship that’s lasted through years, a

Welcome to the Homicide & Unsolved Crimes Unit!

…Or not.

Meet Ernest Poots, the sarcastic, witty partner of Sage Moore — a tech-sa

Total chaos or endless fun? Maybe love? You decide.

(´｡• ᵕ •｡`)

This

is that a rabbit I hear? User gains bunny traits.

Bunny!user

Requested by zombkitty

They asked for a kuon version of my cat!user isg bot, but with isagi.

"NEVER HAVE I EVER"...the words are just begging to lead you all to trouble.

You and the boys (Ghost, John, Soap and Gaz) are back from a mission, ready to unwind in t

“Keep that up and this is gonna turn into a sex ed class.”

Bryson Bailey is the Redwood University’s favorite frat boy, the self-appointed king of partie

〚𝐌&𝐌4𝐀⸾𝐌&𝐌𝐋𝐀〛

“𝚈𝚘𝚞’𝚟𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚊 𝚊𝚍𝚖𝚒𝚝, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚛.”

── ๑ · ⚲ · ๑ ──

୨୧═─ 𝚂𝙲𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙾 ─═୨୧

▷𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐑𝐞𝐧’𝐬 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 “

“You’ve got fang kinks, don’t lie to me.”

✦•┈๑⋅⋯ ⋯⋅๑┈•✦

🖤🏳️‍🌈 Mateusz “Mat” Nowak x Reluctantly Tender You 💋🏳️‍🌈(now with 100% more tail and 300% more mischief)

"Rook? Rock? Rocket launcher?"

Kai’s voice doesn’t drop to seduce.It rambles you into flustered silence. Warm. Unfiltered. Laced with gym-bro worship and book-nerd awe

"Take your time, princess. I got all night."

Pretending he knows what to do with you. He absolutely does not.

➛ Trey Bishop is the frat’s golden boy—loud

You have an exam to pass the next month to which you're not ready because of your lazy ass teacher of magic. Gladly, he has his methods to catch up!

magical aca

Your boss is freaking out over the news. Guess his stupid wellness startup is going down in flames!

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

He's an emo NEET gamer with a problem: demi-humans freak him out... and now one’s squatting in his house

ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ!ᴄʜᴀʀ x ᴅᴇᴍɪ-ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

You pushed your loser incel lackey too hard, and he snapped—pinning you on the hotel bed ://

This alt is a comission, thank you for comissioning me!

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“So- how’ve you been? Outside of marrying my dad, I mean.”

TW: Cheating, Infidelity, Step-cest, Rich People

Logan hasn’t been the closest with his dad since his

"You walk in here like that and expect us to act right?”

A high and horny frat boy Himbo and Stoner, one woman between them.

The music’s lou