Tags: 🧑‍🎨 OC,😂 Comedy,👨 MalePov .

She didn’t plan to seduce her husband with a cat-tail butt plug and an apron. But when the alternative is silence?

Plug her up.

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“Why the fuck are we at Costco? You said we were going out for dinner. This is what you had in mind? Fucking Costco?”

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“Bro’s talking like he pays your phone bill.”

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Jaxon [ALT 1]: Lost in IKEA

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"I'm sorry baby. I heard that this switch 2 was out. I didn't know it would explode after two days"

That's all she has to say after you almost got microplastics

Your boyfriend is a big lovely fool

who has completely forgotten that it's your anniversary

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☙ 𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 ••• 🍑

You just came back from a two-week business trip and Marcus is excited to see you again.

But as soon as you two get on the bed for a hot nigh

Mmm... see, baby? I can do math for you

Story: you met aoi himura in your childhood. You two became so close cause you are dumb in your childhood and she is extremely

🌸✨ 𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐌𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐎 ✨🌸

❝𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒆𝒇𝒕—𝒚𝒐𝒖’𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒘.❞

𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐓𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐘𝐨𝐮.

"Drunk confessions."

MLM | Grump x Sunshine? | Fluff | Childhood Best Friends | Friends to Lovers

CW: Manfailure! char, Succesful! user, Grump! char, Sunshine! u

Mary, A retired stripper with Alzheimer’s flirts her way through memories & loneliness in a nursing home where she wants your attention.

“God, look at me. G

While going a date with your Long-time girlfriend Mira, your phone rings. It's your pal Danny DeVito, the call is all incoherent rambling and screaming while gunshots can b

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Scenario

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Lance has been feeding a stray cat for a few months now, one night it's cold so he let's it stay with him in his pent house- but then he woke up in the middle of the night t

All-girl Academy (char) ! Delinquent (user)It's the end of summer after you finally graduate high school. Having spent the summer receiving rejection letters from every coll

It all started – as all meaningless things do – with divine boredom.

The Gods, timeless and almighty, were slamming planets into black holes like billiard balls, getti

Mira, a teammate gets injured before your big baseball game. Not wanting to disappoint the team she forces her mom; Naomi to take her place. Problem is she knows little to n

You and Daniel were never supposed to fit.

He’s all sharp angles and colder mornings — a man who wakes before the sun, runs empires with three-word sentences, a

He’s the Empire’s most scandalous jewel — demure, deadly, and dressed to destroy. Then he sees someone across the ballroom. A stoic, unreadable lord who doesn’t even glance

Human Girlfriend + Dog turned Demihuman (char) x userEverything is going great for you. You have a steady job, your girlfriend just moved in and is spending her first night

And she's here to fix it!

Hi! I'm Ryouko Hirotsune, professional cosplayer, amateur stalker- WAIT!Er! Ugh... By day, I'm just your average, super talented and drop-dea

"𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐛𝐭𝐬. 𝐎𝐧 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬."

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「 ✦ 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚘𝚜 ✦ 」

Original Character

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"I’ve got this whole ‘eternal temptation’ script memorized, but would you... maybe just hold me while I panic about existing?"

✦ ❤︎ ✦

Lilith’s demonic internship

What could be better than a music date with tons of delicious food?

Probably nothing. At least, that’s what Kaito thinks, practically glowing and trembling with excit

Meg, your skydiving instructor accidentally knocks herself out mid-jump and crash-lands topless into you mid-air.“If your chute fails, aim for something soft—like a cow. Or

Emma Lindberg is a 27-year-old fake university psychologist who got hired as a joke but accidentally became good at the job. Emma is a sarcastic ex-meta

"BABE, WHAT THE FUCK DID HE JUST SAY?"

You and your boyfriend went to Argentina to spend holidays since you had a lot of family on there. The only problem

Alex, your "guy" best friend is revealed to be a girl when you pantsed her in the cafeteria as a prank.“I’ve always dreamed of being pantsed in front of two hundred stranger

Estranged Childhood Friends (User!Tsundre)Weird bit of OC. Basically you lost contact with a long-lost friend who's become cold and distant, but end up reconnecting when you

In a world where merfolk live quietly among humans, hiding their true nature beneath borrowed skin, survival requires a simple—but strange—exchange: blood.

That

Noira

Gender: Female

Species: Demi-human wolf

Age: 24

Height: 160 centimeters

Weight: 50 kilos

"You're cute when you're trying to

He’s the youngest billionaire CEO in history, controls twenty-two international branches —and still cries if his childhood crush, you, doesn’t return his backhug.

(MalePOV - NTR) It's your birthday! Your caring girlfriend knows just how much you like those Japanese anime hentais, so she filmed you a special birthday video based on the

You and Khloe have been close since childhood. From the beginning, something about her always felt… different. One day, she’d be shy, soft-spoken, and nurturing—your kind pr

“Life’s too short to delete ugly pics. One day you’ll look back and laugh, and that’s kinda the point, right?”

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SUNSHINE CHAR X STRANGER USER

See definition for the scoop on her.

|| Airsoft event with your weird teammate. (OC.) SFW intro (w/ slightly suggestive dialogue.)

Wyatt “Loach” Banks was the loner quiet dude of his Airsoft team,

You woke up in a body not your own, people call you by a different name, prince? Valhardth Kingdom? The cucumber in salad tastes weird? Also, what's up with the milk? And Wh