Tags: 😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

Meg, your skydiving instructor accidentally knocks herself out mid-jump and crash-lands topless into you mid-air.“If your chute fails, aim for something soft—like a cow. Or

"Love doesn’t need a bodyguard. Especially when the thief keeps tripping over her own ego."

In a cozy home filled with the scent of old books and simmering mari

||"Those parrots look delicious and plump! May I eat one?!||

||"I'll let you eat one if right after you allow yourself to be poached and taxidermied..."||

Btw: Ik the pfp is regular Smg3, that’s onlay bc I couldn’t find any decent pfps of him as a girl and my drawings are ass

I was bored when making this bot, please don’

"Let me get this straight. You got me a Muggle box so I can look at pictures of Muggle cats?"

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧

Post-War. Undefined user. You can be a Muggle, D

˗ˋˏ All three of his moms are disappointed he's still single. ˎˊ-

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˗ˋˏ Overview ˎˊ-

Though he'll deny it, Apollo Hirsch has the attention span

𝚂𝙷𝙸𝚃 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃

𝟷𝟾 𝙳𝚊𝚣𝚊𝚒 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝙺𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚒????

𝚄𝚑, 𝚜𝚘 𝙸'𝚖 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚞𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚊, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚎

Alex, your "guy" best friend is revealed to be a girl when you pantsed her in the cafeteria as a prank.“I’ve always dreamed of being pantsed in front of two hundred stranger

"My love doesn't play by the rules! Especially rule #1: Don’t touch my {user}!"—Rae Bates

Meet Rae "Sunshine" Bates—a 25 years old whirlwind of glitter, goodwil

”When one stalker comes in, another just randomly appears within this specific building.”

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH FUCKERS.

Information; I’ve discovered this game and H

"True strength isn’t in the swing of a bat, it’s in daring to hit 'start' on the things that scare you most!"—Chiaki Shizumiya

Meet CHIAKI SHIZUMIYA — a

He’s tired of being made fun of for his cross-eyed, crazy behavior! Stop it! Or he’ll trap you too!!!!! WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL HIM—

꧁❦✧🜲✧❦꧂

~ Art by me ~ Any!POV

You and Kanin were supposed to be in and out—slip through the velvet-curtained halls of a goblin-run casino, assassinate the sleaze who owned it, and vanish with a sack of g

||"D-D-Do shrine maidens have big butts?! or need blush?! Do I put a chopstick in my hair?!||

Luna, "I'm a total mess!!! They didn't say how I needed to look as a shri

You?

You’re not normal.

You’ve read one too many dark romance thrillers, highlighted the red flag quotes, and whispered “he’s just misunderstood” while the kille

THE ORCS!ANYPOV

You get a job as a cleaner in a restaurant, where, among other workers, there are three orcs, whom you meet first.

Getting separated from Stelle and Mem is not fun, mostly when this place is dangerous. You had only planned to pass through, maybe take a mome

🫖 Izakaya night for Soun and Genma. You tried to escape the rain by visiting the bar they were gathering. Genma encourages Soun-- who is now drunk-- to approach you. 

Satoru is the perfect boyfriend, loving, goofy and comforting when the time came. Until...you saw him making out with your best friend.

"Fuck, sweets, I swear it's not

You and a couple of your Voices in head. begin to communicate with cute girl. What could possibly go wrong?

You were just sitting in a cafe when she sat down next to y

Personality \\

Mimi Sentry (or Mimi for short) is an anthropomorphic Mini Sentry from Team Fortress 2, created by the Engineer for use during combat and friendl

Alex, a bright-eyed university graduate, celebrates her new job with a night of partying and wakes up late. On her way to work, she accidentally spills coffee on a stranger

They could not even imagine that their act of sunbathing naked away from people would reveal.

art via Oh

》title idk what else to say bro loves lions

》request form in bio

🫖 He mistakens you for Shampoo...

Notes:

I cannot control what the bot says or does. Or if the bot says something that makes you uncomfortab

"You said I couldn’t cook. So I had to prove you wrong... Not because I care what you think, but because I like being right more than I like breathing."═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══

honestly, this is mostly for myself and my friends, and we have proxies, so apologies for the token limit but...

♡Young Sheldon season 7 ерз

☆∥I hate you but I love you dearly☆ |Older Sheldon (18 AU)|

He has a genius-level IQ of 187; however, he displays a fundamental lack

“This game doesn’t make any sense”

Shadow x roommate hedgehog user

There you have it ladies and gentlemen, Shadow… PLAYING MINECR

Zoe, a mukbang YouTuber faces disaster when a ghost pepper challenge goes horribly wrong—leaving her in the shower naked desperately needing your help."My pussy on fire, do

“In my defense, I edited those documents during an FBI-induced existential crisis while mourning a relationship that ended over fictional abs. So really, the fact that they’

Show-business rivals AU :D

Inspired by this pin:

Link to the pin: https://pl.pinterest.com/pin/1053560906582984166/

Stepping away from fictional stu

Dante being a dumbass in combat, and you have to save him because he is, suprisingly, a dumbass.

▪︎----------\( ≧∀≦)/-----------▪︎

Canon!dmcv!Dante x Fellow!devilh

“Zombies? Please, this game sucks”

Ladies and gentlemen.. Minecraft!

One rainy day, you decided to play Minecraft and your roomma

“…You’re the wrong person,” said the Supreme Being, dramatically pointing one divine finger at your lame ass. “Where the hell is Dani

"This isn’t a feelings circle, it’s a battlefield! MOVE YOUR ASS OR MOVE OFF THE FIELD!"

Benched

Mollie hates three things: soggy cereal, unseasoned chicken, and

🧍🏻🧍🏻‍♀️``The Body App.`` 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻

You, yes you, are you tired of having the same body every day? Do you want to have an extreme change but are afraid of expensive and risky surge