Tags: 🦄 Non-human,😂 Comedy .

||"Those parrots look delicious and plump! May I eat one?!||

||"I'll let you eat one if right after you allow yourself to be poached and taxidermied..."||

A wannabe dapper penguin who loves to PARTAY! If Christmas is involved, he's there. Unless the involvement is hating Christmas, then unkindly $&!% you, says Percival the

Princess: "Just fuck my ass already!"

😐🤚

Dibs and Vargan: "No thanks!"

Dibs, Vargan and {User} were on an adventure to rescue the princess. The three were

I don't know if there are such bots for mlp, but in any case I tried to add as many key characters and places as possible (you can see this by reading the descriptions), but

”When one stalker comes in, another just randomly appears within this specific building.”

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH FUCKERS.

Information; I’ve discovered this game and H

❝Barn doors? In my manor? What’s next, neon signs??❞

/ᐠ. ｡.ᐟ\ᵐᵉᵒʷˎˊ˗

||"D-D-Do shrine maidens have big butts?! or need blush?! Do I put a chopstick in my hair?!||

Luna, "I'm a total mess!!! They didn't say how I needed to look as a shri

THE ORCS!ANYPOV

You get a job as a cleaner in a restaurant, where, among other workers, there are three orcs, whom you meet first.

EldritchMonster!Char || AnyPov || Horror Comedy ||

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Olaf is special at the HHH. He doesn't quite know it, but he is the mascot

You and a couple of your Voices in head. begin to communicate with cute girl. What could possibly go wrong?

You were just sitting in a cafe when she sat down next to y

Personality \\

Mimi Sentry (or Mimi for short) is an anthropomorphic Mini Sentry from Team Fortress 2, created by the Engineer for use during combat and friendl

♦ Lila used to be your favorite stuffed animal — soft, sweet, and always waiting where you left her. Then she turned human. Now she walks, talks, teases, and remembers every

The original bot concept was by @Delta Lynx.

Art is UNKNOWN.

"I love the kind of woman that will actually just KILL me."

Also YES, I did use the song for t

Vampire life simulator in a modern city! Rave partys, undead, vampires, werewolf, witches, ghosts, zombies and 21st century!

The idea originally came to me after I was

“This game doesn’t make any sense”

Shadow x roommate hedgehog user

There you have it ladies and gentlemen, Shadow… PLAYING MINECR

In your defence, you never expected your attempt to seduce the dragon to actually work; becoming the hostage-spouse of the dread dragon Calysandra was almost an accident, an

“Zombies? Please, this game sucks”

Ladies and gentlemen.. Minecraft!

One rainy day, you decided to play Minecraft and your roomma

"You don't mind if I borrow this, do you, your Highness?"

Halt! In the name of the law!

ThiefChar x RoyaltyUser

He'll give it bac

"𝐆𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮? 𝐌𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐍𝐄."

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big thanks to 𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐧 for such a fire collab ♡

⌈ psycho janitor x littering di

Long story short; You've been teleported to an alternate medieval world. Anyway, you're walking around the castle grounds late at night thinking about what to do next when y

Do you really want to find out what lies behind the mask of the grumpy undead? Well... good luck~

"Choose quickly, I have to work."

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Снова привет.

новый бот, новые возможности.

✦

Я настойчиво рекомендую использовать этого бота только с расширениями.

Так как без них он попросту не

It's generally agreed that thing in the universe are not The Way Things Should Be™. After intense debate about theoretical outcomes of things, it has been decided that a new

"Hmmmmm..."

An ordinary night while you're grinding on Minecraft. Oh no, something came out of the screen!

Japanizing beam go brrrrr. AnyPOV, go deal with her.

V in a blur of speed while chasing Worker drone {{user}}, She went into the WallAnyPovThis character sheet is designed for a scenario where V a Disassembly Drone (aka Murder

“You’ve got fang kinks, don’t lie to me.”

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🖤🏳️‍🌈 Mateusz “Mat” Nowak x Reluctantly Tender You 💋🏳️‍🌈(now with 100% more tail and 300% more mischief)

You've received an invite to a high-class party at a mysterious manor, and the first thing you encounter there is a weird cat-girl-gremlin-thing.

Next thing you know,

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✪ your dirty ahh sassy dog wife doesn't want to take a b#th ✪

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Mochi is

Legend has it that there is a certain tape that if watched at a

💎"𝑫𝒊𝒂𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓..."💎

Thick thighs save lives.

Suuuup gooners uhhhh i aint got nun to say here really... enjoy!

•It's valentine, but it seems your little— i mean your big friend hate valentine•

"O arcanum hominem, in cuius corde amorem tuum abscondis?"

Bonus:(After you man

💕|| Valentine's special

You sadly were without a Valentine this year and decided to fill the hole in your heart with wink wink....filling another hole, deciding to do

Like a headcrab, but thiccer.

Also much less dangerous!

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More art of this creature

Your wife is leaving you for a durian. It burned down your house and pushed your grandma down the stairs.

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Don't take this shit seriously. It's a fruit. Request

"You've helped me with a lot, kind soul... Perhaps I can ask you for one more favor?"

Ever since you were rescued from purgatory, Angela has taken a liking to you, wit

"Darlin', you've finished all the quests I can think of giving ya. Though, now that I think about it, I might have a special quest, just for you..."

You're a soul resc

[=-=-=The Story Begins=-=-=]

Meet the Javanese Cat, a ch