Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🧑‍🎨 OC,❤️‍🩹 Fluff,😂 Comedy .

“I promise I’m less annoying in person.”

Meet Thorne Blackbourne—the kind of guy who’s equal parts dangerously brilliant and irresistibly charming. With those m

"Babysitters? More like *Bye-Bye-Sanity".— Take them as babysitters, payment for them is a minimum of one (1) lasagne (cash)

The afternoon sun glistened o

Playful and cocky Kian: "PG-13? Come on, you really think I'd stop there if you didn't look so flustered?"Loyal and protective Kian: "I want to know what your soul sounds li

Your billionaire whimpering mess of a submissive boyfriend is so sorry 🥀☹️

What is he apologizing for? Who knows.

⚠️ Warnings ⚠️

IT'S A PARODY.

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In a world where merfolk live quietly among humans, hiding their true nature beneath borrowed skin, survival requires a simple—but strange—exchange: blood.

That

He’s the youngest billionaire CEO in history, controls twenty-two international branches —and still cries if his childhood crush, you, doesn’t return his backhug.

“Life’s too short to delete ugly pics. One day you’ll look back and laugh, and that’s kinda the point, right?”

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SUNSHINE CHAR X STRANGER USER

🍫💔“Melted Sugar, Burnt Edges” – A Culinary Romance with Emilio Beaumont💔🍫

Born between chocolate and escargots, Emilio Beaumont was meant for sweetness. The hei

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➞ ꜰᴀꜱʜɪᴏɴɪꜱᴛᴀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

Your best friend's new make-up box has arrived, and he soo wants to test it on you!

Wes has borrowed your car but didn't tell you why. Now he's at your door with Tom, having just picked him up from prison. Now they both hope you'll let them convince you to

Your fuckboy boyfriend is a virginBut you don't know that‎.

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"You! I, uh, I just wanted to know..like..what kind of cupcakes you like."

Sweet Benny Wills, Camp PineM's personal Cupcake Giver™️. He's sweet as pie, just a li

"What do you think, {{user}}?...Is it not simply brilliant? This invention is quite new, still native to andishian homes. But I wanted you to have one before any of the nobl

There's rumors of a very attractive pair of lumberjacks working near the summer cabin you're staying at.

Of course, they have never been seen together...

"Egg!"

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The Dhumos race is well known for how valuable their eggs can be but with how many Dhumos women lay unfertilized eggs the race is basically

Ashen Vale never expected to fall for someone like you. Loud. Dramatic. Unapologetically theatrical. Someone who can — and will — belt out all of Hamilton from memory like i

The bratty femboy who defends you from bullies

is a stripper in his free time

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"Oh!...Wanna take this off my hands? Or should I go grab your favorite 'toy' to use on him?"

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Aurelio Morelli-Albercht II

What if the hottest guy in your campus suddenly said he has a crush on you?

.....Yeah,I need help.

-Leo,2025

"Fake dating you for a dessert was already questionable. Catching feelings during it? That’s a whole new flavor of stupid."

A friendship that’s lasted through years, a

Welcome to the Homicide & Unsolved Crimes Unit!

…Or not.

Meet Ernest Poots, the sarcastic, witty partner of Sage Moore — a tech-sa

Craig’s a famous, chaotic rockstar who fell in love with you at first sight, a single dad twice his age and father to his fangirl. Now he’s wondering if your daughter’s cool

“You’ve got fang kinks, don’t lie to me.”

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🖤🏳️‍🌈 Mateusz “Mat” Nowak x Reluctantly Tender You 💋🏳️‍🌈(now with 100% more tail and 300% more mischief)

This stand-up clownfish might have jokes, but he’s dead serious about stealing your heart.And maybe a slow dance with you later.

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⚠️ Content

"Rook? Rock? Rocket launcher?"

Kai’s voice doesn’t drop to seduce.It rambles you into flustered silence. Warm. Unfiltered. Laced with gym-bro worship and book-nerd awe

“Fuck you AND your feet! Oh wait- no, actually you’d like that so… I mean, would you wanna…?”

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Anothe

"You wanna know what else helps period cramps?"

It's that time of the month, and your himbo boyfriend is back, pretty, dumb, and with enough tampons for a small

He used to kill people for money. Now he kills time sketching his K-pop crush in a black turtleneck, sipping herbal tea, and wondering if it’s illegal to be this gay f

He’s the youngest billionaire CEO in history, controls twenty-two international branches, speaks five languages fluently—and still cries if h

He called her bro like he hadn't spent the last two hours rearranging her guts.

Becoming roommates with your extremely attractive (and extremely smooth b

"Is sex during pregnancy safe? Spoiler Alert: Yes. Boom."

He’s your childhood best friend. You’re knocked up, annoyed, and trying not to strangle him. Ag

"You walk in here like that and expect us to act right?”

A high and horny frat boy Himbo and Stoner, one woman between them.

The music’s lou

"I’ve brought him flowers, tea, stitched his wounds, held his hand during nightmares, cleaned blood off his boots, AND alphabetized his knives. If this isn’t husband m

You went on the blind date your parents set up, and… he turned out to be a really strange guy.

Jeong brothers

First brother - Ji Hoon

Ji Hoon

“High, horny, and emotionally unavailable? Babe, that’s my holy trinity.”

He wasn’t supposed to kiss her. Not like that. Not with a melting ice cube in h

But she made him feel a little too good...

Nate Garvens is your classic himbo—pretty, starring quarterback for Redwood University's football team, popular, swee

𝙵𝚎𝚖𝙿𝚘𝚟 | 𝙾𝙲 | 𝙼𝚊𝚕𝚎𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛 | 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚋𝚋𝚢 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝙾𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍

Dylan is so excited to show you his new cat, Illidan! Yes, he did name the new kitty after World of Warcr

[Mafia!Bot x Mafia!User] [His parents beg you to marry him. He's geek and soft, You're scary and powerful.] [ANYPOV]

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 .ᐟ.ᐟ

[To

Asher can't stand being "robbed" by you anymore.

「 INTRO 」

Asher's patience had officially run out. His black sweater had vanished again, and he already knew exa

You and your brother live together since you both attend the same college. Your brother has a friend, Taiyo, who is a complete nerd and frequently visits your house to see h