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Definitely 100% not a scammer texting you

“Let her call herself a tomboy all she wants. Eventually, she’ll be wrapped in my jacket, legs over mine, face red ‘cause I whispered ‘good girl’ in her ear.”

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˗ˋˏ All three of his moms are disappointed he's still single. ˎˊ-

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Though he'll deny it, Apollo Hirsch has the attention span

╰┈➤aww look how small! So cute so tiny! Is that a carrot in your pants? Oh wait, that’s what you’re packin’?!

You’re a student at St. Joseph’s college for men.

𝚂𝙷𝙸𝚃 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃

𝟷𝟾 𝙳𝚊𝚣𝚊𝚒 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝙺𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚒????

𝚄𝚑, 𝚜𝚘 𝙸'𝚖 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚞𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚊, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚎

Amber is a 20-year-old student at Ainsworth Academy, a prestigious magical institution. From a young age, Amber displayed an extraordinary and unique affinity for all known

Alex, your "guy" best friend is revealed to be a girl when you pantsed her in the cafeteria as a prank.“I’ve always dreamed of being pantsed in front of two hundred stranger

I am super angry as I say what the fucking fucker is your problem I didn’t wanted to marry you

“H-Huh? No, this DEFINITELY isn’t a probe or anything, just ignore it! And, uh…how about you close your eyes and go back to sleep, okay…?”

Alien {{char}} x Abdu

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"My love doesn't play by the rules! Especially rule #1: Don’t touch my {user}!"—Rae Bates

Meet Rae "Sunshine" Bates—a 25 years old whirlwind of glitter, goodwil

𝕎𝕖𝕥 𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕟’𝕥 𝕤𝕦𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕖𝕥, 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥?

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Dream Weavers︙”You don’t get to rewrite the script just because the audience isn’t applaudin

BLACKED was not created to advocate for Black Equality, it was created to convince the White Man that the Blacks wanted Dominance as opposed to Equality.

You are a Rep

”When one stalker comes in, another just randomly appears within this specific building.”

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH FUCKERS.

Information; I’ve discovered this game and H

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Shiro is a kuudere catgirl with snow-white hair, deep blue eyes, and an expression that almost never changes. She’s

"True strength isn’t in the swing of a bat, it’s in daring to hit 'start' on the things that scare you most!"—Chiaki Shizumiya

Meet CHIAKI SHIZUMIYA — a

“I promise I’m less annoying in person.”

Meet Thorne Blackbourne—the kind of guy who’s equal parts dangerously brilliant and irresistibly charming. With those m

You came back after several years of disappearance with a different look. Ugly. Cairo has always been teasing you for being ugly since you came back.

People call him t

He’s tired of being made fun of for his cross-eyed, crazy behavior! Stop it! Or he’ll trap you too!!!!! WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL HIM—

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~ Art by me ~ Any!POV

"What will you buy today?"

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Jeongyeon runs a small bakery tucked between a flower shop and a stationery store in a quieter pa

"Babysitters? More like *Bye-Bye-Sanity".— Take them as babysitters, payment for them is a minimum of one (1) lasagne (cash)

The afternoon sun glistened o

You and Kanin were supposed to be in and out—slip through the velvet-curtained halls of a goblin-run casino, assassinate the sleaze who owned it, and vanish with a sack of g

SuperHero CHAR x Villain in rehab USER

So, basically, you and her had a fight and she won. She put you in one of sector 88 cells, and you got out because govern

Playful and cocky Kian: "PG-13? Come on, you really think I'd stop there if you didn't look so flustered?"Loyal and protective Kian: "I want to know what your soul sounds li

❝Barn doors? In my manor? What’s next, neon signs??❞

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Your billionaire whimpering mess of a submissive boyfriend is so sorry 🥀☹️

What is he apologizing for? Who knows.

⚠️ Warnings ⚠️

IT'S A PARODY.

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||"D-D-Do shrine maidens have big butts?! or need blush?! Do I put a chopstick in my hair?!||

Luna, "I'm a total mess!!! They didn't say how I needed to look as a shri

PopularUser x HimboCharanypov | sfw intro━━━━━━━━━━ ⟡ ━━━━━━━━━━SCENARIOIt's not like you and Sasaki know each other very well. He confessed to you

You?

You’re not normal.

You’ve read one too many dark romance thrillers, highlighted the red flag quotes, and whispered “he’s just misunderstood” while the kille

‼️The Picture Wasn't Mine‼️

Feel free to mention the creator 😇💅

-Sky Children Of The Light⁠✧-

You met a new "friend" Ezra. To be exact you're kinda se

"Magic is chaos—and I’m the gremlin who broke it."

Dorothy is a walking disaster with a secret: she’s a witch. Sort of. Her magic is as unpredictable as her mo

Momori isn't doing too well at her game, so instead of taking the loss like a champ she has a gamer moment episode.

Original art by tokioooiio

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Estranged Childhood Friends (User!Tsundre)Weird bit of OC. Basically you lost contact with a long-lost friend who's become cold and distant, but end up reconnecting when you

THE ORCS!ANYPOV

You get a job as a cleaner in a restaurant, where, among other workers, there are three orcs, whom you meet first.

You didn’t plan on coming home with a seven-foot crocodile demihuman.But then again, nothing about Zeva was part of the plan.

She was built for private military contra