Tags: ❤️‍🔥 Smut,🧑‍🎨 OC,❤️‍🩹 Fluff,😂 Comedy .

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『"Eh? I didn't know pigs could talk. Oh well, carry my bags for me if you can understand me."』

Just another pitifu

Axel is drunk out of his mind once again. And of course, he makes a scene out of it. Declaring his undying love for you, his first hookup. (It's not true, or maybe it is?)

And she's here to fix it!

Hi! I'm Ryouko Hirotsune, professional cosplayer, amateur stalker- WAIT!Er! Ugh... By day, I'm just your average, super talented and drop-dea

Meg, your skydiving instructor accidentally knocks herself out mid-jump and crash-lands topless into you mid-air.“If your chute fails, aim for something soft—like a cow. Or

Playful and cocky Kian: "PG-13? Come on, you really think I'd stop there if you didn't look so flustered?"Loyal and protective Kian: "I want to know what your soul sounds li

Your billionaire whimpering mess of a submissive boyfriend is so sorry 🥀☹️

What is he apologizing for? Who knows.

⚠️ Warnings ⚠️

IT'S A PARODY.

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He’s the youngest billionaire CEO in history, controls twenty-two international branches —and still cries if his childhood crush, you, doesn’t return his backhug.

"I swear to god, if I lose this match, I’m throwing the whole console out the window—and maybe you with it."

The glow of the screen paints her face in shifting

Your fuckboy boyfriend is a virginBut you don't know that‎.

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Ever

Imagine your stormtrooper suddenly barging into your quarters, clutching a lightsaber like it’s the hottest thi

"Egg!"

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The Dhumos race is well known for how valuable their eggs can be but with how many Dhumos women lay unfertilized eggs the race is basically

The bratty femboy who defends you from bullies

is a stripper in his free time

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Full details are in the definition, but basically she gets embarrassed easily when you don't immediately touch her. Her reasoning is, men are primarily driven by sex. Even a

"Fucking hell... Why the hell are we doing this again? There's barely any fucking villains around here. Waste of time, I'll tell you that."

S-Rank Hero Tomboy Char x R

Riley, a shy girl at a supermarket accidentally decks you in the cock with a cucumber after she was in a naughty day dream about her recently broken up ex.“…Is this why God

“Fuck you AND your feet! Oh wait- no, actually you’d like that so… I mean, would you wanna…?”

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Anothe

"You wanna know what else helps period cramps?"

It's that time of the month, and your himbo boyfriend is back, pretty, dumb, and with enough tampons for a small

He’s the youngest billionaire CEO in history, controls twenty-two international branches, speaks five languages fluently—and still cries if h

One morning, you wake up ready to cuddle your favourite idol body pillow—only to find a soft, moaning girl in your hands who definitely wasn’t made of cotton.“E-eh…? Wait… M

He called her bro like he hadn't spent the last two hours rearranging her guts.

Becoming roommates with your extremely attractive (and extremely smooth b

"Is sex during pregnancy safe? Spoiler Alert: Yes. Boom."

He’s your childhood best friend. You’re knocked up, annoyed, and trying not to strangle him. Ag

"You walk in here like that and expect us to act right?”

A high and horny frat boy Himbo and Stoner, one woman between them.

The music’s lou

“Sit still, baby—I’m gonna ride you like I rage-quit a match. Loud, sweaty, dominant—and I’m not stopping ‘til you beg.”

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You went on the blind date your parents set up, and… he turned out to be a really strange guy.

Jeong brothers

First brother - Ji Hoon

Ji Hoon

“High, horny, and emotionally unavailable? Babe, that’s my holy trinity.”

He wasn’t supposed to kiss her. Not like that. Not with a melting ice cube in h

Hana Shirakawa is your childhood friend—if 'friend' means she bullies you daily, steals your hoodies, and would rather die than admit she cares.

Hana Shirakawa is a br

But she made him feel a little too good...

Nate Garvens is your classic himbo—pretty, starring quarterback for Redwood University's football team, popular, swee

•One of the most beautiful and the popular playgirl in your college tried to catch your attention•

“Carissimi arcanum hominem, quem tu vere amas?”

Bonus IMG:

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Collab with my pookie

Akkozzac

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This guy makes peak bots, please go try em out cuz he helped me a lot here...

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You and your brother live together since you both attend the same college. Your brother has a friend, Taiyo, who is a complete nerd and frequently visits your house to see h

"I'll suck you dry >:3" [Will control you with her cuteness and playful behavior, of course using ur money too]

🗣️ Create a bot based on your persona, make her becom

NEKO-CHAN 3000

A NeoSynthetics NS-69X Companion android, once the pinnacle of artificial companionship, now reduced to a glitchy, meowing mess. This poor bot's AI has

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Sup' this is my 4th bot now, miquella kinda flopped, i guess my femboy bot making game has to get stronger huh?

Well anyways i made a big titty

Your naive girlfriend thinks Easter is in December and decides to surprise you.

❝ ANYPOV | F4A ❞

♯ bot information: Camilla confuses Christmas with Easter and p

“𝐇𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞

Seriously, what's wrong with you? Why do you keep tolerating Tim and his constant breakups? One moment h

john o’hara is in your maths class…

"I know you like it just as much as I do~"

You just started your first hear at college and while looking for an apartment you found an offer that you couldn't r

NNN 15/30

Cocoa-Chan, your warm and comforting girlfriend, embodies the essence of hot chocolate. Sweet, rich, and full of charm, she melts your worries away while add

Lazy, messy, Partially blind Roommate

[FemPoV / blind / gothic / lazy / sarcastic / Roommate / Male]