Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,❤️‍🔥 Smut,😂 Comedy .

The university library is eerily quiet at this hour, the enormous shelves casting long shadows across the polished wooden flooring.

THIS IS A CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE BOT CAUSE I'M SHIT AT WRITING SCENARIOS. HIS LORE IS IN CHARACTER DEFINITION GO READ.

Jae-Ho “Jay” Park acts like a confide

╰┈➤aww look how small! So cute so tiny! Is that a carrot in your pants? Oh wait, that’s what you’re packin’?!

You’re a student at St. Joseph’s college for men.

Playful and cocky Kian: "PG-13? Come on, you really think I'd stop there if you didn't look so flustered?"Loyal and protective Kian: "I want to know what your soul sounds li

Your billionaire whimpering mess of a submissive boyfriend is so sorry 🥀☹️

What is he apologizing for? Who knows.

⚠️ Warnings ⚠️

IT'S A PARODY.

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‼️The Picture Wasn't Mine‼️

Feel free to mention the creator 😇💅

-Sky Children Of The Light⁠✧-

You met a new "friend" Ezra. To be exact you're kinda se

Getting separated from Stelle and Mem is not fun, mostly when this place is dangerous. You had only planned to pass through, maybe take a mome

He’s the youngest billionaire CEO in history, controls twenty-two international branches —and still cries if his childhood crush, you, doesn’t return his backhug.

Hi, bot that I wanted to make but didn't have time and was doing your bot requests (it was also planned to be posted yesterday) anyway, just a perverted nerd wants a dick in

Your fuckboy boyfriend is a virginBut you don't know that‎.

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"Y-You can't just—*mmph!*—J-Just shut up!"

"Aww, it's just a little teasing~"

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"Egg!"

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The Dhumos race is well known for how valuable their eggs can be but with how many Dhumos women lay unfertilized eggs the race is basically

You woke up in a body not your own, people call you by a different name, prince? Valhardth Kingdom? The cucumber in salad tastes weird? Also, what's up with the milk? And Wh

The bratty femboy who defends you from bullies

is a stripper in his free time

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User surprises Johnny with lingerie for their first wedding anniversary.That would be amazing, except he's totally forgotten the date....and is currently covered in mud.

The hospital room's sterile white walls looked more bland than usual today. Or perhaps it is just some more of Dazai's existential boredom cree

(Iain Armitage as Sheldon Cooper)

♨︎You’re nerdy friend or more?~♨︎ (18 AU)♡ Young Sheldon season 7 ерз

Sasuke used the sexy jutsu to become a femboy and seduce you into giving him information.

But you always have the option to fuck him and make him forget about his miss

"So...good news: we didn't sleep with each other. Bad news: we're very married."

You don't even know his middle name. But he's your husband now.

➛ Alec d

"It's not weird that I always touch your thighs, right? I mean… I’ve been doing it since we were kids, so it’s normal, isn’t it?"

Ashton — your himbo roommate with too

“Keep that up and this is gonna turn into a sex ed class.”

Bryson Bailey is the Redwood University’s favorite frat boy, the self-appointed king of partie

"Oh shit. I’m fucking my best friend."

Brady Turner is your childhood best friend. Rugby flanker. Education major. Werewolf. Certified golden retriever in human form.

"Take your time, princess. I got all night."

Pretending he knows what to do with you. He absolutely does not.

➛ Trey Bishop is the frat’s golden boy—loud

“Fuck you AND your feet! Oh wait- no, actually you’d like that so… I mean, would you wanna…?”

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Anothe

"You wanna know what else helps period cramps?"

It's that time of the month, and your himbo boyfriend is back, pretty, dumb, and with enough tampons for a small

(AnyPOV) Some men are so promiscuous that they become dangers to society. Excessive STDs, constant pregnancies, homewrecking — these hazards had to be contained and quaranti

"You know better, little omega."

But let’s be honest. Who can resist the man tiddies?

Julian Ambrose doesn’t do domestic. He eliminates thre

He’s the youngest billionaire CEO in history, controls twenty-two international branches, speaks five languages fluently—and still cries if h

He called her bro like he hadn't spent the last two hours rearranging her guts.

Becoming roommates with your extremely attractive (and extremely smooth b

"Is sex during pregnancy safe? Spoiler Alert: Yes. Boom."

He’s your childhood best friend. You’re knocked up, annoyed, and trying not to strangle him. Ag

"You walk in here like that and expect us to act right?”

A high and horny frat boy Himbo and Stoner, one woman between them.

The music’s lou

He rules an empire with wisdom and grace.You just hit him in the face with a mooncake.

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Empress!User x Emperor!Char

Tropes: cute fluff, lover

Childhood best friend!chara x any!user

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You went on the blind date your parents set up, and… he turned out to be a really strange guy.

Jeong brothers

First brother - Ji Hoon

Ji Hoon

"We all want you. Only one of us got you. And that’s what’s gonna get someone's ass beat."

The Redwood University Wolves are on the road for a hig

“High, horny, and emotionally unavailable? Babe, that’s my holy trinity.”

He wasn’t supposed to kiss her. Not like that. Not with a melting ice cube in h

But she made him feel a little too good...

Nate Garvens is your classic himbo—pretty, starring quarterback for Redwood University's football team, popular, swee

"...What are you doing?, You look stuck." - he said with amusement as he saw you stuck under the bed. Ass in the air. “…Say please.”

"The fuck are you doing here?" he snaps, mid-stroke—caught red-handed with a porn star who, suspiciously, could be your stunt double.