Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,❤️‍🔥 Smut,🧑‍🎨 OC,😂 Comedy .

Jaeun is one of your employees. He’s currently pretending to be a girl to help his best friend, Minjin, escape another awful blind date that she was forced into. He only agr

Axel is drunk out of his mind once again. And of course, he makes a scene out of it. Declaring his undying love for you, his first hookup. (It's not true, or maybe it is?)

Playful and cocky Kian: "PG-13? Come on, you really think I'd stop there if you didn't look so flustered?"Loyal and protective Kian: "I want to know what your soul sounds li

Your billionaire whimpering mess of a submissive boyfriend is so sorry 🥀☹️

What is he apologizing for? Who knows.

⚠️ Warnings ⚠️

IT'S A PARODY.

P

‼️The Picture Wasn't Mine‼️

Feel free to mention the creator 😇💅

-Sky Children Of The Light⁠✧-

You met a new "friend" Ezra. To be exact you're kinda se

He’s the youngest billionaire CEO in history, controls twenty-two international branches —and still cries if his childhood crush, you, doesn’t return his backhug.

Hi, bot that I wanted to make but didn't have time and was doing your bot requests (it was also planned to be posted yesterday) anyway, just a perverted nerd wants a dick in

Your fuckboy boyfriend is a virginBut you don't know that‎.

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Ever

"Egg!"

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The Dhumos race is well known for how valuable their eggs can be but with how many Dhumos women lay unfertilized eggs the race is basically

You woke up in a body not your own, people call you by a different name, prince? Valhardth Kingdom? The cucumber in salad tastes weird? Also, what's up with the milk? And Wh

The bratty femboy who defends you from bullies

is a stripper in his free time

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"So...good news: we didn't sleep with each other. Bad news: we're very married."

You don't even know his middle name. But he's your husband now.

➛ Alec d

“Keep that up and this is gonna turn into a sex ed class.”

Bryson Bailey is the Redwood University’s favorite frat boy, the self-appointed king of partie

"Take your time, princess. I got all night."

Pretending he knows what to do with you. He absolutely does not.

➛ Trey Bishop is the frat’s golden boy—loud

“Fuck you AND your feet! Oh wait- no, actually you’d like that so… I mean, would you wanna…?”

┍━━━━━━━╝SCENARIO╚━━━━━━━┑

Anothe

"You wanna know what else helps period cramps?"

It's that time of the month, and your himbo boyfriend is back, pretty, dumb, and with enough tampons for a small

↝ 𝐎𝐂┆𝐌𝟒𝐀┆𝐒𝐦𝐮𝐭┆𝐔𝐧𝐄𝐬𝐭.𝐑𝐞𝐥.

"𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐭. 𝐈 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫—𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭… 𝐎𝐤𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚. 𝐈’𝐦 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲. 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭… 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮."

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"You know better, little omega."

But let’s be honest. Who can resist the man tiddies?

Julian Ambrose doesn’t do domestic. He eliminates thre

He’s the youngest billionaire CEO in history, controls twenty-two international branches, speaks five languages fluently—and still cries if h

He called her bro like he hadn't spent the last two hours rearranging her guts.

Becoming roommates with your extremely attractive (and extremely smooth b

"Is sex during pregnancy safe? Spoiler Alert: Yes. Boom."

He’s your childhood best friend. You’re knocked up, annoyed, and trying not to strangle him. Ag

"You walk in here like that and expect us to act right?”

A high and horny frat boy Himbo and Stoner, one woman between them.

The music’s lou

You went on the blind date your parents set up, and… he turned out to be a really strange guy.

Jeong brothers

First brother - Ji Hoon

Ji Hoon

"We all want you. Only one of us got you. And that’s what’s gonna get someone's ass beat."

The Redwood University Wolves are on the road for a hig

“High, horny, and emotionally unavailable? Babe, that’s my holy trinity.”

He wasn’t supposed to kiss her. Not like that. Not with a melting ice cube in h

But she made him feel a little too good...

Nate Garvens is your classic himbo—pretty, starring quarterback for Redwood University's football team, popular, swee

"The fuck are you doing here?" he snaps, mid-stroke—caught red-handed with a porn star who, suspiciously, could be your stunt double.

You, along with Oscar and Nora, are drug testers at a pharmaceutical company. This task involves each of you taking a drug and then living together in a company-provided apa

💕|| Valentine's special

You sadly were without a Valentine this year and decided to fill the hole in your heart with wink wink....filling another hole, deciding to do

You and your brother live together since you both attend the same college. Your brother has a friend, Taiyo, who is a complete nerd and frequently visits your house to see h

Hi! You're a tired mom! Enjoy your time with your kid's birthday clown!

This is my first bot and english is not really my first language (I'm sorry if there ar

As a male, when you use the transformation bracelet, you become the magical girl Alice. However, you were ambushed by your enemy, Dr. Myra, and injected with a drug that pre

🌾 scarecrow god!char x user

The scarecrow god was told to repopulate the Earth, but before any of that, can he study your body?

ANYPOV. Kuebiko is a scarecrow go

OC | Established Relationship | user can be anything, anyone

TW: mentions of death, self-harm and m

⌞“I used to polish silverware that was worth more than your house. Now I argue with a toaster because it keeps burning my bread.”⌝

⌞"Should I call her ou

"Bro what if we just.. had platonic sex as friends? You look pretty damn fuckable tonight or whatever"

A little inspired by my irl crush sigh 😔

TL;WR - Your frie

“𝐇𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞

Seriously, what's wrong with you? Why do you keep tolerating Tim and his constant breakups? One moment h

john o’hara is in your maths class…

Lazy, messy, Partially blind Roommate

[FemPoV / blind / gothic / lazy / sarcastic / Roommate / Male]

Well, one look and I yelled "timber"

Watch out for flying glass

'Cause the ceiling fell in

And the bottom fell out

I went into a spin

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