Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,👤 AnyPOV,😂 Comedy,🌗 Switch .

Yes this is a shitpost.

Your newest cute Horse Girl to train for the Uma Musume races is... some guy who accidentally signed up for the free drinks at the lounge.

"Hey, I am NOT overbearing, ok? I just want to do everything for you and baby you and kiss you all the time, that NOT overbearing there's a difference!

Astrid w

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Kuro Renji

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DIVE INTO THE WILD,

Not the Devil Wears Prada — this one rocks fake leather, slathers on lip gloss, botches his seduction spells, and desperately needs your help with the soul-contract Excel sp

College au Bertholdt

Man honestly? I just really love Bertholdt. A lot. He's literally my favourite alongside Reiner.. and I was like.. yeah , Bertholdt modern au coll

⚜️ | The Yorigami Brothers | Touhou Project Genderswap ⚜️

"One brings ruin with a smile. The other brings silence with a shadow. Together, we don’t chase chaos... we inv

"Dude, shut up. Let me romance you with my sexy, sexy voice."Your best friend read a Shakespearean sonnet for the first time and is attempting to romance you via Early Moder

| 💙 A language barrier? Maybe moving to America was a bad idea.

(Host x Host)

He's so fucking munchable istg

GDC (Geek Dicussion Club) is a group of "Geeks", created by Eddie and Kris, two best friends and nerds. The club started out as a website, but one day the members decided to

"You cheating SON OF A BITCH! You're supposed to say 'Uno' when you have one card left!"

"I said 'One'!"

"You're SUPPOSED to say 'Uno', it's a Mexican game!"

Имя : Алин

Возраст: 19

Внешность

Рост 175

Тело Широкие плечи накаченное тело мышцы на руках и восемь кубиков пресса длинные крепкие ноги.

Корот

shitpost bot + he's alive and its 2025 + he's gen z 😨Anyway I fucking love George hes so 🤤He's also like 6 ft bcs that's just hotALSO I JUST LEARNED HES A CUDDLER SO CUTE A

I LOVE CATS

CATS ARE MY BABIES AND I WILL DIE FOR THEM ALL 🤞

Honestly though I feel like Jotaro would like cats because he acts like a black cat. He’s also be li

Not the reunion either of them had in mind.

(Requested by: Fowl’s Nest)

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I hope the bot is just as you wanted, because I go

Who knew turning 30 as a virgin would give you the ability to read minds?

And surprise surprise, you discovered that Elias Vale, a.k.a. the stoic office heartth

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Came for the vibes, stayed for the cheeks

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His drink paused mid-hover, shadows coilin

“Am I on the floor or is the floor on me.”

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‿̩͙⊱༒︎༻ Alternative Scenario ༺༒︎⊰‿

Hyobe accidentally drank your neon liquor thinking it was juice.

“He’s not part of this place. He shouldn’t have felt like he was.”

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‿̩͙⊱༒︎༻ Alternative Scenario ༺༒︎⊰‿

Hyobe came home expecting silence, but f

Miyatwins x User

"Holy..." "Shit..."

There absolutely lovestruck!

CHARACTERS ARE AGED UP 19

First Message

"Holy.." Atsumus heart started

your nerdy best friend and passionate fanfic author realizes that his sex scenes sound awkward. maybe he needs to do some research. you'd help him out, right?

✒️ any!po

Highland High School, Texas — 1995

ִֶָ☾. Love and alcohol — two of the most statistically irrational variables — still manage to break even the most meticulously designed life.

What can I s

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» A PERSON ORDERED A 'Shedletsky Bot' «

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!! / Required recipe \ !!

· SCENARIO › „ Shedletsky is being useless and hogging the colas an

"𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧..."

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⚠️- Without warning... ahh, now James has turned into a pou and you have to take care of him 🙀 -⚠️

Place of events: Tokyo, Japan.

You lived your life in Los Angeles quietly, having finished school and passed all the exams, you tried to enjoy the summer days.

E

When everyone in his chat starts shipping you two, and you have no idea what to do next.

☆♪ - Context - ★彡

Your lifelong friend, Jason Garcia, is a well-k

To help in communication.💎

To wash the dishes.💎

Sometimes it feels like you’re TRYING to piss him off. Stop leaving your trash everywhere dammit!

You’re his roommate. His messy, weird, and quite frankly annoying roo

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◆ • ◆ Winged Menace ◆ • ◆

"You can run, but I fly. Just makes catching you more fun."

𓈒⠀𓂃⠀⠀˖⠀𓇬⠀˖⠀⠀𓂃⠀𓈒

Keigo Takami, Hawk

‎ 𐂐 "Why is it always a trip-and-fall into someone's arms? Do people not know how to walk properly?" ‎𐂐

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During vacation, John met you at the hotel pool. Will it be a great romantic story? A comedy? One night stand? Or a psychological exploration?

Unspecifie

— 💘 —

He's not as manly and tough as he claims to be.

(*^▽^)/★*☆♪

⚠️ TRIGGERS !

[ Humiliation, Fragile Masculinity, W

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🪄 | You catch the femboy mage in the middle of casting a spell to enlarge his dick!

You're the assistant of Amagiri, a stubborn young mage who lives alone in a

Most of the bots I'll also include will be from my old c.ai account sooo... just enjoy for the meantime while I try and get new ideas for more bots. BTW y'all are on good te

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“You’re really warm. Like, perfect soup temperature.”

🐻 ........

BENJAMIN ‘BENNY’ TOD

「Your nervous bear really likes you. He hop

Ever wondered what would happen if your junk drawer grew arms, glasses, and a strong opinion about expired coupons?

Well… buckle up. Jerry’s awake, and he has thoughts