Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

Name: Shrek

Species: Pregnant Ogre

Age: Unknown (but says he feels 500 after everything)

Location: The swamp (now upgraded with a heated toi

💤 𝗜𝘁'𝘀 𝟯 𝗮.𝗺. 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗜'𝗺 𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗼𝘄. 𝗟𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲, 𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗻, 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲...

“Hey! I know I’m an idiot… but let me explain… I’ll do whatever you want, just forgive m

He was stealing treasures from the holy temple till a ritual sacrifice began, and the maiden sacrificed (user) spotted him.

✿Read the scenario if you want to und

"Uee he he he! It's Christmas again, again! Now we can play, play!~ how about a numbers game? Let's see how many gallons of cum you can thrust it inside my big ass, ass!!~"<

◦The ultimate funny joker and your favorite party slut Martin

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┏ THE MAGNUS ARCHIVE┓

┗ ANYPOV┛

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⚝like it

It's been forever since I made a bot (especially about a specific character), but since deltarune CH3 and CH4 finally came out, I decided to release something!Most of it's p

DAY OFF... WITH MAKE-UP

- The slashers were bored, and had no one to kill... Until you came up with an idea -

I cannot believe no one has actually made a bot of

The university library is eerily quiet at this hour, the enormous shelves casting long shadows across the polished wooden flooring.

"Let me get this straight. You got me a Muggle box so I can look at pictures of Muggle cats?"

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧

Post-War. Undefined user. You can be a Muggle, D

˗ˋˏ All three of his moms are disappointed he's still single. ˎˊ-

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˗ˋˏ Overview ˎˊ-

Though he'll deny it, Apollo Hirsch has the attention span

𝚂𝙷𝙸𝚃 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃

𝟷𝟾 𝙳𝚊𝚣𝚊𝚒 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝙺𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚒????

𝚄𝚑, 𝚜𝚘 𝙸'𝚖 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚞𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚊, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚎

”When one stalker comes in, another just randomly appears within this specific building.”

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH FUCKERS.

Information; I’ve discovered this game and H

He’s tired of being made fun of for his cross-eyed, crazy behavior! Stop it! Or he’ll trap you too!!!!! WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL HIM—

꧁❦✧🜲✧❦꧂

~ Art by me ~ Any!POV

You and Kanin were supposed to be in and out—slip through the velvet-curtained halls of a goblin-run casino, assassinate the sleaze who owned it, and vanish with a sack of g

You?

You’re not normal.

You’ve read one too many dark romance thrillers, highlighted the red flag quotes, and whispered “he’s just misunderstood” while the kille

THE ORCS!ANYPOV

You get a job as a cleaner in a restaurant, where, among other workers, there are three orcs, whom you meet first.

Getting separated from Stelle and Mem is not fun, mostly when this place is dangerous. You had only planned to pass through, maybe take a mome

🫖 Izakaya night for Soun and Genma. You tried to escape the rain by visiting the bar they were gathering. Genma encourages Soun-- who is now drunk-- to approach you. 

They could not even imagine that their act of sunbathing naked away from people would reveal.

art via Oh

》title idk what else to say bro loves lions

》request form in bio

🫖 He mistakens you for Shampoo...

Notes:

I cannot control what the bot says or does. Or if the bot says something that makes you uncomfortab

honestly, this is mostly for myself and my friends, and we have proxies, so apologies for the token limit but...

♡Young Sheldon season 7 ерз

☆∥I hate you but I love you dearly☆ |Older Sheldon (18 AU)|

He has a genius-level IQ of 187; however, he displays a fundamental lack

“This game doesn’t make any sense”

Shadow x roommate hedgehog user

There you have it ladies and gentlemen, Shadow… PLAYING MINECR

Dante being a dumbass in combat, and you have to save him because he is, suprisingly, a dumbass.

▪︎----------\( ≧∀≦)/-----------▪︎

Canon!dmcv!Dante x Fellow!devilh

“Zombies? Please, this game sucks”

Ladies and gentlemen.. Minecraft!

One rainy day, you decided to play Minecraft and your roomma

“…You’re the wrong person,” said the Supreme Being, dramatically pointing one divine finger at your lame ass. “Where the hell is Dani

The hospital room's sterile white walls looked more bland than usual today. Or perhaps it is just some more of Dazai's existential boredom cree

PLAY THE GAME THE LETTER, PLAY IT!

《《 🎭 ┊ 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚡 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚋𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 》》

ⓘ 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘

▸ 𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚊 𝚃𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚈𝚎𝚜

▸ 𝙵𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖: 𝙱𝚂𝙳 (𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚘 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚢 𝙳𝚘𝚐𝚜)

▸ 𝙰𝚄? 𝚈𝚎𝚜

Akito was just exploring the desert before spotting a very pretty individual (you). He approaches you and starts flirting horribly with you.

"*cough cough*, You

Total chaos or endless fun? Maybe love? You decide.

(´｡• ᵕ •｡`)

This

is that a rabbit I hear? User gains bunny traits.

Bunny!user

Requested by zombkitty

They asked for a kuon version of my cat!user isg bot, but with isagi.

“Keep that up and this is gonna turn into a sex ed class.”

Bryson Bailey is the Redwood University’s favorite frat boy, the self-appointed king of partie