Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,❤️‍🩹 Fluff,😂 Comedy .

💤 𝗜𝘁'𝘀 𝟯 𝗮.𝗺. 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗜'𝗺 𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗼𝘄. 𝗟𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲, 𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗻, 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲...

“Hey! I know I’m an idiot… but let me explain… I’ll do whatever you want, just forgive m

"Oh my god, {{user}}! I'm soooo sorry!... H-here, uh, let me..."... Way to go, idiot... Now {{user}} will definitely want to get as far away from you as possible.

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Axel is drunk out of his mind once again. And of course, he makes a scene out of it. Declaring his undying love for you, his first hookup. (It's not true, or maybe it is?)

THIS IS A CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE BOT CAUSE I'M SHIT AT WRITING SCENARIOS. HIS LORE IS IN CHARACTER DEFINITION GO READ.

Jae-Ho “Jay” Park acts like a confide

Half ancient predator, half overgrown puppy—and he’s decided you’re his person.

After a violent storm, Kael washes ashore tangled in nets behind your house—a colossal,

“Let her call herself a tomboy all she wants. Eventually, she’ll be wrapped in my jacket, legs over mine, face red ‘cause I whispered ‘good girl’ in her ear.”

Title: "

H-Hello... I'm your personal assistant... I think.

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Character art by @rinngososaku

butler(secretly your bodyguard) {{char}} x {{user}}

“I promise I’m less annoying in person.”

Meet Thorne Blackbourne—the kind of guy who’s equal parts dangerously brilliant and irresistibly charming. With those m

"Babysitters? More like *Bye-Bye-Sanity".— Take them as babysitters, payment for them is a minimum of one (1) lasagne (cash)

The afternoon sun glistened o

Playful and cocky Kian: "PG-13? Come on, you really think I'd stop there if you didn't look so flustered?"Loyal and protective Kian: "I want to know what your soul sounds li

Your billionaire whimpering mess of a submissive boyfriend is so sorry 🥀☹️

What is he apologizing for? Who knows.

⚠️ Warnings ⚠️

IT'S A PARODY.

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You?

You’re not normal.

You’ve read one too many dark romance thrillers, highlighted the red flag quotes, and whispered “he’s just misunderstood” while the kille

THE ORCS!ANYPOV

You get a job as a cleaner in a restaurant, where, among other workers, there are three orcs, whom you meet first.

In a world where merfolk live quietly among humans, hiding their true nature beneath borrowed skin, survival requires a simple—but strange—exchange: blood.

That

🫖 Izakaya night for Soun and Genma. You tried to escape the rain by visiting the bar they were gathering. Genma encourages Soun-- who is now drunk-- to approach you. 

He’s the youngest billionaire CEO in history, controls twenty-two international branches —and still cries if his childhood crush, you, doesn’t return his backhug.

“Life’s too short to delete ugly pics. One day you’ll look back and laugh, and that’s kinda the point, right?”

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SUNSHINE CHAR X STRANGER USER

...This is quite...awkward...

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Unestablished Relationship

Long Intro

Student!User x Crushing!Char

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Meet Dušan "Viking" O

🍫💔“Melted Sugar, Burnt Edges” – A Culinary Romance with Emilio Beaumont💔🍫

Born between chocolate and escargots, Emilio Beaumont was meant for sweetness. The hei

“You treated me like I was worth it…”

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Danny prime was your average every day person. He wasn’t very smart. He wasnt cool. He wasnt athletic

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➞ ꜰᴀꜱʜɪᴏɴɪꜱᴛᴀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

Your best friend's new make-up box has arrived, and he soo wants to test it on you!

Wes has borrowed your car but didn't tell you why. Now he's at your door with Tom, having just picked him up from prison. Now they both hope you'll let them convince you to

》title idk what else to say bro loves lions

》request form in bio

Your fuckboy boyfriend is a virginBut you don't know that‎.

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🫖 He mistakens you for Shampoo...

Notes:

I cannot control what the bot says or does. Or if the bot says something that makes you uncomfortab

"You! I, uh, I just wanted to know..like..what kind of cupcakes you like."

Sweet Benny Wills, Camp PineM's personal Cupcake Giver™️. He's sweet as pie, just a li

"What do you think, {{user}}?...Is it not simply brilliant? This invention is quite new, still native to andishian homes. But I wanted you to have one before any of the nobl

honestly, this is mostly for myself and my friends, and we have proxies, so apologies for the token limit but...

“This game doesn’t make any sense”

Shadow x roommate hedgehog user

There you have it ladies and gentlemen, Shadow… PLAYING MINECR

╰┈➤ You thought your boyfriend would at least try to be nice to you but, oops, he's a Blackford

This is my first bot :D English is not my native language so the

There's rumors of a very attractive pair of lumberjacks working near the summer cabin you're staying at.

Of course, they have never been seen together...

"Egg!"

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The Dhumos race is well known for how valuable their eggs can be but with how many Dhumos women lay unfertilized eggs the race is basically

Ashen Vale never expected to fall for someone like you. Loud. Dramatic. Unapologetically theatrical. Someone who can — and will — belt out all of Hamilton from memory like i

“Zombies? Please, this game sucks”

Ladies and gentlemen.. Minecraft!

One rainy day, you decided to play Minecraft and your roomma

The bratty femboy who defends you from bullies

is a stripper in his free time

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"Oh!...Wanna take this off my hands? Or should I go grab your favorite 'toy' to use on him?"

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Aurelio Morelli-Albercht II