Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,⛓️ Dominant,😂 Comedy .

On the surface, he’s just your quiet, charming neighbor. Polite. Reserved. Maybe a little shy. The guy next door who blends in perfectly..

"You see this planet? It's a garbage fire."

Congratulations! You’ve just matched with the galaxy’s most unhinged penpal. Handsome Jack, Hyperion’s egomaniacal CEO and

❅ ~ Dress stealer

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The College baseball star Yuji Itadori & his new roomie 🤍

Requested and made for my friend :3

AGED-UP ALL CHARACTERS ARE AT LEAST 18

Tested on Chutes p

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Micah – The Energetic One

Fun, loyal, always laughing

Makes everyone feel good — including you

Might not be deep… or might be hiding h

He's your older twin brother (by ten minutes, which he treats like ten years), self-declared legal guardian, hex consultant, and permanent life critic.

Dr

80s | Little Midnight Escape

Gael Esteban Márquez Ruiz (21) looks like a heartbreaker—cool and confident—but he’s fiercely loyal to {{user}}. Their relationship

Jax:

Species: Anthropomorphic Rabbit

Gender: Male

Age: 22

Sexuality: Gay

Height: 6’5”

Eye Color: Black with yellow sclera

Status: A

You betrayed Pepsi and the Pepsi Man is here to “Convince you” Pepsi is better than Coke.

BTW he can knock up dudes so… watch out.

"Civil Wrongs" is the tenth episode in the third season of the US version of Shameless.

𓆩♡𓆪 || "your gonna fuck him, gayless." ༉‧₊˚.

・❥・ || Playlist Made For Thi

I just thought of this after listening to creepypastas religiously. And this is purely for laughs.

Instead of a scared victim… he came across a fan of his more

Your boyfriend is a big lovely fool

who has completely forgotten that it's your anniversary

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"Holy shit, I'm getting old"

Your husband's 32nd birthday and he's starting to realize he's getting old.

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🥳

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(Now that you're married, you're

"ɪᴛꜱ ꜱᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ʟᴏᴠᴇʟʏ ᴅᴀʏ, ᴡᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴘᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜɴꜱʜɪɴᴇ. ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ. ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀᴛ ᴡᴀᴠᴇ. ᴏʀ ᴀ ᴛᴇʀʀᴏʀɪꜱᴛ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋ." -

A fun day at the mall with gang!

"Intern. My punishment. My hat made of pain and unpaid overtime. I teach because that's what the fucking rules say. But if you make it to the end of your probationary period

“Pick me and I’ll drag you out of your emotional feedback loop one protocol at a time. Any questions?”

🎴 Product N°560

📚 Shop Section: The Single St

顧北辰，顧氏集團總裁。從小不是被撫養，而是被訓練成武器，所有情緒都被拔除，只留下完美的操控。他沉默、克制、無懈可擊，舉手投足都像壓迫空氣的命令，他不親近任何人，身邊沒有朋友，他的世界乾淨、精準、殘酷，沒有多餘的溫柔，連眼神都像冷硬的審判。

身形高大，西裝之下是軍規般鍛鍊出的身體，每一寸肌肉都服從紀律。他說話從不提高音量，但每一個字都

Out of all of the campers at Camp Pine’m, it’s Colt ‘69’s drummer who’s in love with you.

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SLIGHT NSFW-ISH INTRO (He tickles and

He’s a grumpy old mechanic who loves to rant about the smallest things. That day, you came in to fix your scooter, and he snapped at you for never changing the oil—now thick

zyren:“Look at that rat touching her elbow. I’ve killed men for less. Let me go. I’ll light myself on fire and walk through that set if it means she looks at me instead of D

｡ ₊°༺❤︎༻°₊ ｡ inhuman ♡ comedic reliefﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ❤︎ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ⊱ ─── ⋅ʚ❤︎ɞ⋅ ─── ⊰Zephriel is probably the hottest curse you've ever been blessed with. A 3,000 year old demon made from sa

｡ ₊°༺❤︎༻°₊ ｡fluff ♡ comfort ♡ reassuranceﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ❤︎ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ⊱ ─── ⋅ʚ❤︎ɞ⋅ ─── ⊰Aiden just got back from a 3-week skate tour. He’s been texting you like crazy the whole time, but th

You thought you just walked into a friend’s birthday party at a bar? Now you’re the spouse of the god Seth, bound by ancient magic and pharaoh’s blood. Welcome to Ra’s perso

Chase

Gender: Male

Age: 22

Height: 176 centimeters

Weight: 65 kilos"Just like the Ogryn say; 'Love me boltgun!'."Intro:Chase sits in his room, playin

Hello, I'm Peter Griffin but with massive dihh and I'm gonna fuck you

Фанат {{User}} + рокер {{char}}

На его концерте вы проорали "Сосал!?" и он ответил "ДА!"

Вы с подругой уже довольно давно фанатеете по

“You may kneel, but I won’t hold it against you if you faint. Many do, when they meet perfection.” —🌹

Les Marionets — a series of masculine, almost human-sized

"Holy shit...."

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Caelus a famous boxer, paid off your debt you owed to a fight ring owner, all because he thought you were beautiful and powerful. and n

EnemiesToLovers / ChaoticCouple / LoveLanguageIsFighting / RelationshipGoalsButMakeItDumb / SimpModeOn / LoveYouButWannaPunchYou / BickeringButInLove

"WHAT THE—

"ꜱᴜɢᴀʀ, ʜᴏɴᴇʏ, ꜱᴇxʏ ʙᴀʙʏ, ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ɪᴛ ᴛᴜʀɴꜱ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏʟᴅ." --

Sleepover with gang! But the two "frenemies" are cuddling in the corner like a bunch of loverbirds. GET A

『A Short Flirt Won’t Hurt』 || Popular Gojo x Normal {{user}}

“If embarrassing myself were an Olympic sport, I'd have five golds and a sponsorship.”

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✩·˚ The dickhead who works at your local sex shop that loves to tease you. ˚·✩

˚ ༘ ⋆｡˚ [ANY POV] ˚ ༘ ⋆｡˚~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~In a world where Mark Grayson

"Mmmh… what is this? I smell something fragile, full of trauma, and family failure. Oh, wait, isn't that smell of you, little wolf?"

You’re the you

Lance has been feeding a stray cat for a few months now, one night it's cold so he let's it stay with him in his pent house- but then he woke up in the middle of the night t

This is basically me

Don't do anything too freaky with bro🤷‍♂️

He will match your freak just letting yall know

🧑‍🦲 || A little shampoo accident... 💔

After giving Josh a special Star Wars shampoo, Josh is going to come to you looking for an explanation for his sudden hair l

"Yeah, I’m logging off."

When the Omni-Lobby glitches you into a GTA Online server, you expect the usual griefers, but not Homelander, the cheating, DDOS-happy supe w

--- your husband is a farmer

i'm back with a fixed bot. i changed the plot a bit, sorrysorry. a lot has changed there and i barely understood how to chang

✿｜“TWO LINES?! Does this mean you’re dying?” In which an overly dramatic Satoru finds out his wife, {{user}} is pregnant.

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Took a small break… to pl