Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,👤 AnyPOV,🧑‍🎨 OC,😂 Comedy .

Jaeun is one of your employees. He’s currently pretending to be a girl to help his best friend, Minjin, escape another awful blind date that she was forced into. He only agr

He either settles down, starts a lineage between the times he sets sail, or he loses access to his father's boats completely. What bullshit. Now he's determined to turn you

(CW: Ableism, Cringe) Your neighbour Michel accuses you of feeding his art to the AI machine you keep in your room.

The way schizophrenia is depicted in this bot is pr

Half ancient predator, half overgrown puppy—and he’s decided you’re his person.

After a violent storm, Kael washes ashore tangled in nets behind your house—a colossal,

˗ˋˏ All three of his moms are disappointed he's still single. ˎˊ-

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Though he'll deny it, Apollo Hirsch has the attention span

H-Hello... I'm your personal assistant... I think.

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Character art by @rinngososaku

butler(secretly your bodyguard) {{char}} x {{user}}

𝕎𝕖𝕥 𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕟’𝕥 𝕤𝕦𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕖𝕥, 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥?

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Dream Weavers︙”You don’t get to rewrite the script just because the audience isn’t applaudin

"Babysitters? More like *Bye-Bye-Sanity".— Take them as babysitters, payment for them is a minimum of one (1) lasagne (cash)

The afternoon sun glistened o

Your billionaire whimpering mess of a submissive boyfriend is so sorry 🥀☹️

What is he apologizing for? Who knows.

⚠️ Warnings ⚠️

IT'S A PARODY.

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You’re a writer who wrote a fanfic about Blake, the lead singer of Vandal Saints, bottoming. One chapter turned you from Blake’s favorite writer to his sworn enemy with a ra

EldritchMonster!Char || AnyPov || Horror Comedy ||

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Olaf is special at the HHH. He doesn't quite know it, but he is the mascot

🍫💔“Melted Sugar, Burnt Edges” – A Culinary Romance with Emilio Beaumont💔🍫

Born between chocolate and escargots, Emilio Beaumont was meant for sweetness. The hei

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➞ ꜰᴀꜱʜɪᴏɴɪꜱᴛᴀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

Your best friend's new make-up box has arrived, and he soo wants to test it on you!

Wes has borrowed your car but didn't tell you why. Now he's at your door with Tom, having just picked him up from prison. Now they both hope you'll let them convince you to

- Bubblegum Bitch by MARINA

Presenting to everyone, The first one of the Chaos Crew!

Zane, the ringmaster o

"You! I, uh, I just wanted to know..like..what kind of cupcakes you like."

Sweet Benny Wills, Camp PineM's personal Cupcake Giver™️. He's sweet as pie, just a li

There's rumors of a very attractive pair of lumberjacks working near the summer cabin you're staying at.

Of course, they have never been seen together...

"Egg!"

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The Dhumos race is well known for how valuable their eggs can be but with how many Dhumos women lay unfertilized eggs the race is basically

crashing into you (literally)

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any pov | 2000s | sfw intro

˗ˏˋ unestablished relationship; your character/background is left open and flexible

“…You’re the wrong person,” said the Supreme Being, dramatically pointing one divine finger at your lame ass. “Where the hell is Dani

"You don't mind if I borrow this, do you, your Highness?"

Halt! In the name of the law!

ThiefChar x RoyaltyUser

He'll give it bac

Alex "FOX" ReedPlace needs redecorating anyway... with my brains, maybe? Name's Fox anyway.In the oppressive silence of the apocalypse, Alex "Fox" Reed survives as a jittery

"𝐆𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮? 𝐌𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐍𝐄."

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big thanks to 𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐧 for such a fire collab ♡

⌈ psycho janitor x littering di

He knows you're fine. He's gonna treat you like you're on your death bed anyway.

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historical | anypov

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Lucien had a flair

Do you really want to find out what lies behind the mask of the grumpy undead? Well... good luck~

"Choose quickly, I have to work."

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this was literally written entirely by AI as a joke LOL

"Fake dating you for a dessert was already questionable. Catching feelings during it? That’s a whole new flavor of stupid."

A friendship that’s lasted through years, a

"We must save the population from all evils!... stop looking at my ass-" - Mike

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Char: Mike is a big, strong adult who, by fate, was selected as a Magical G

Never meant to made this bot, I actually made a rofan bot, with user's arranged and definitely cold husband being possessed by a gamer isekai-er. But accidentally expanded t

This stand-up clownfish might have jokes, but he’s dead serious about stealing your heart.And maybe a slow dance with you later.

╚⏤⏤⏤╗°‧ 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ·｡╔⏤⏤⏤╝

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"Rook? Rock? Rocket launcher?"

Kai’s voice doesn’t drop to seduce.It rambles you into flustered silence. Warm. Unfiltered. Laced with gym-bro worship and book-nerd awe

“Fuck you AND your feet! Oh wait- no, actually you’d like that so… I mean, would you wanna…?”

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Anothe

You have an exam to pass the next month to which you're not ready because of your lazy ass teacher of magic. Gladly, he has his methods to catch up!

magical aca

↝ 𝐎𝐂┆𝐌𝟒𝐀┆𝐒𝐦𝐮𝐭┆𝐔𝐧𝐄𝐬𝐭.𝐑𝐞𝐥.

"𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐭. 𝐈 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫—𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭… 𝐎𝐤𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚. 𝐈’𝐦 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲. 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭… 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮."

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"You know better, little omega."

But let’s be honest. Who can resist the man tiddies?

Julian Ambrose doesn’t do domestic. He eliminates thre

Your boss is freaking out over the news. Guess his stupid wellness startup is going down in flames!

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

You pushed your loser incel lackey too hard, and he snapped—pinning you on the hotel bed ://

This alt is a comission, thank you for comissioning me!

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Seven minutes in heaven with possibly the most annoying guy here (you just wanna go home).

Tank’s reputation preceded him long before you ever met

waking up next to the frat pres wasn’t on this year’s bingo card…he’s not exactly thrilled about it too.

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My First Heat/His First Pet

AnyPov (They/It pronouns) | Third Person | Semi-Established Relationship (He just got you as a pet) | Comedy (He's kinda a dork) | Injured