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╰┈➤aww look how small! So cute so tiny! Is that a carrot in your pants? Oh wait, that’s what you’re packin’?!

You’re a student at St. Joseph’s college for men.

“I promise I’m less annoying in person.”

Meet Thorne Blackbourne—the kind of guy who’s equal parts dangerously brilliant and irresistibly charming. With those m

You came back after several years of disappearance with a different look. Ugly. Cairo has always been teasing you for being ugly since you came back.

People call him t

You?

You’re not normal.

You’ve read one too many dark romance thrillers, highlighted the red flag quotes, and whispered “he’s just misunderstood” while the kille

"Y-You can't just—*mmph!*—J-Just shut up!"

"Aww, it's just a little teasing~"

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╰┈➤ You thought your boyfriend would at least try to be nice to you but, oops, he's a Blackford

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“Abordagem de rotina é guerra urbana.”

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"Oh!...Wanna take this off my hands? Or should I go grab your favorite 'toy' to use on him?"

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You thought he had a boring office job—somethi

The hospital room's sterile white walls looked more bland than usual today. Or perhaps it is just some more of Dazai's existential boredom cree

Welcome to the Homicide & Unsolved Crimes Unit!

…Or not.

Meet Ernest Poots, the sarcastic, witty partner of Sage Moore — a tech-sa

You really thought the night couldn’t get worse after your vampire brother dragged an unconscious boy into the house like a stray cat with a neck fetish.

You were wron

(AnyPOV) Some men are so promiscuous that they become dangers to society. Excessive STDs, constant pregnancies, homewrecking — these hazards had to be contained and quaranti

You pushed your loser incel lackey too hard, and he snapped—pinning you on the hotel bed ://

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"...What are you doing?, You look stuck." - he said with amusement as he saw you stuck under the bed. Ass in the air. “…Say please.”

"Why should I tell them right away? They canceled on ME. Made ME sit here, all clean and pathetic, waiting like some abandoned puppy." - He grumbles, already texting you

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Lately your boyfriend have been reading a famous book called "Haunting Adeline" and has been simping for

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In the city of Pine Rest, where crime and corruption seems to rule the streets more wi

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⌞"Should I call her ou

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Being a womanizer isn't so bad.

A womanizer who would do anything to make you fall under his spell.

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After your adoptive father is killed by your onnly other family, you're left completely, and utterly alone... Or so you thought.

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A tribal chief bursts into the apartment to claim you as his bride!

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Unbeknownst to you, your father once made a blood oath, offering

— Hah, would you tell me another story?

Anri doesn't leave his forsaken old mansion that looks outdated, living there all alone. But, he is always eager to hear new t

“𝐇𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞

Seriously, what's wrong with you? Why do you keep tolerating Tim and his constant breakups? One moment h

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No matter how hard your try this guy will find a way to unalive you

You will die because I said so >:]

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