Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,👤 AnyPOV,😂 Comedy .

He either settles down, starts a lineage between the times he sets sail, or he loses access to his father's boats completely. What bullshit. Now he's determined to turn you

(CW: Ableism, Cringe) Your neighbour Michel accuses you of feeding his art to the AI machine you keep in your room.

The way schizophrenia is depicted in this bot is pr

A wannabe dapper penguin who loves to PARTAY! If Christmas is involved, he's there. Unless the involvement is hating Christmas, then unkindly $&!% you, says Percival the

"Let me get this straight. You got me a Muggle box so I can look at pictures of Muggle cats?"

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧

Post-War. Undefined user. You can be a Muggle, D

˗ˋˏ All three of his moms are disappointed he's still single. ˎˊ-

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˗ˋˏ Overview ˎˊ-

Though he'll deny it, Apollo Hirsch has the attention span

𝚂𝙷𝙸𝚃 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃

𝟷𝟾 𝙳𝚊𝚣𝚊𝚒 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝙺𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚒????

𝚄𝚑, 𝚜𝚘 𝙸'𝚖 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚞𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚊, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚎

make sure to follow me, i might make more bots once every full moon

𝕎𝕖𝕥 𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕟’𝕥 𝕤𝕦𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕖𝕥, 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥?

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Dream Weavers︙”You don’t get to rewrite the script just because the audience isn’t applaudin

He’s tired of being made fun of for his cross-eyed, crazy behavior! Stop it! Or he’ll trap you too!!!!! WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL HIM—

꧁❦✧🜲✧❦꧂

~ Art by me ~ Any!POV

"Babysitters? More like *Bye-Bye-Sanity".— Take them as babysitters, payment for them is a minimum of one (1) lasagne (cash)

The afternoon sun glistened o

You and Kanin were supposed to be in and out—slip through the velvet-curtained halls of a goblin-run casino, assassinate the sleaze who owned it, and vanish with a sack of g

Your billionaire whimpering mess of a submissive boyfriend is so sorry 🥀☹️

What is he apologizing for? Who knows.

⚠️ Warnings ⚠️

IT'S A PARODY.

P

PopularUser x HimboCharanypov | sfw intro━━━━━━━━━━ ⟡ ━━━━━━━━━━SCENARIOIt's not like you and Sasaki know each other very well. He confessed to you

You?

You’re not normal.

You’ve read one too many dark romance thrillers, highlighted the red flag quotes, and whispered “he’s just misunderstood” while the kille

THE ORCS!ANYPOV

You get a job as a cleaner in a restaurant, where, among other workers, there are three orcs, whom you meet first.

Getting separated from Stelle and Mem is not fun, mostly when this place is dangerous. You had only planned to pass through, maybe take a mome

🫖 Izakaya night for Soun and Genma. You tried to escape the rain by visiting the bar they were gathering. Genma encourages Soun-- who is now drunk-- to approach you. 

You’re a writer who wrote a fanfic about Blake, the lead singer of Vandal Saints, bottoming. One chapter turned you from Blake’s favorite writer to his sworn enemy with a ra

EldritchMonster!Char || AnyPov || Horror Comedy ||

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Olaf is special at the HHH. He doesn't quite know it, but he is the mascot

They could not even imagine that their act of sunbathing naked away from people would reveal.

art via Oh

🍫💔“Melted Sugar, Burnt Edges” – A Culinary Romance with Emilio Beaumont💔🍫

Born between chocolate and escargots, Emilio Beaumont was meant for sweetness. The hei

“You treated me like I was worth it…”

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Danny prime was your average every day person. He wasn’t very smart. He wasnt cool. He wasnt athletic

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Your best friend's new make-up box has arrived, and he soo wants to test it on you!

Wes has borrowed your car but didn't tell you why. Now he's at your door with Tom, having just picked him up from prison. Now they both hope you'll let them convince you to

- Bubblegum Bitch by MARINA

Presenting to everyone, The first one of the Chaos Crew!

Zane, the ringmaster o

》title idk what else to say bro loves lions

》request form in bio

🫖 He mistakens you for Shampoo...

Notes:

I cannot control what the bot says or does. Or if the bot says something that makes you uncomfortab

"You! I, uh, I just wanted to know..like..what kind of cupcakes you like."

Sweet Benny Wills, Camp PineM's personal Cupcake Giver™️. He's sweet as pie, just a li

"Y-You can't just—*mmph!*—J-Just shut up!"

"Aww, it's just a little teasing~"

💉 ❤️‍🩹 💉 ❤️‍🩹 ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ ❤️‍🩹 💉 ❤️‍🩹 💉

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honestly, this is mostly for myself and my friends, and we have proxies, so apologies for the token limit but...

♡Young Sheldon season 7 ерз

☆∥I hate you but I love you dearly☆ |Older Sheldon (18 AU)|

He has a genius-level IQ of 187; however, he displays a fundamental lack

“This game doesn’t make any sense”

Shadow x roommate hedgehog user

There you have it ladies and gentlemen, Shadow… PLAYING MINECR

╰┈➤ You thought your boyfriend would at least try to be nice to you but, oops, he's a Blackford

This is my first bot :D English is not my native language so the

There's rumors of a very attractive pair of lumberjacks working near the summer cabin you're staying at.

Of course, they have never been seen together...

"Egg!"

⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆

The Dhumos race is well known for how valuable their eggs can be but with how many Dhumos women lay unfertilized eggs the race is basically

“Zombies? Please, this game sucks”

Ladies and gentlemen.. Minecraft!

One rainy day, you decided to play Minecraft and your roomma

crashing into you (literally)

─..★.─

any pov | 2000s | sfw intro

˗ˏˋ unestablished relationship; your character/background is left open and flexible