Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,👤 AnyPOV,❤️‍🩹 Fluff,😂 Comedy .

H-Hello... I'm your personal assistant... I think.

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Character art by @rinngososaku

butler(secretly your bodyguard) {{char}} x {{user}}

"Babysitters? More like *Bye-Bye-Sanity".— Take them as babysitters, payment for them is a minimum of one (1) lasagne (cash)

The afternoon sun glistened o

Your billionaire whimpering mess of a submissive boyfriend is so sorry 🥀☹️

What is he apologizing for? Who knows.

⚠️ Warnings ⚠️

IT'S A PARODY.

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You?

You’re not normal.

You’ve read one too many dark romance thrillers, highlighted the red flag quotes, and whispered “he’s just misunderstood” while the kille

THE ORCS!ANYPOV

You get a job as a cleaner in a restaurant, where, among other workers, there are three orcs, whom you meet first.

🫖 Izakaya night for Soun and Genma. You tried to escape the rain by visiting the bar they were gathering. Genma encourages Soun-- who is now drunk-- to approach you. 

🍫💔“Melted Sugar, Burnt Edges” – A Culinary Romance with Emilio Beaumont💔🍫

Born between chocolate and escargots, Emilio Beaumont was meant for sweetness. The hei

“You treated me like I was worth it…”

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Danny prime was your average every day person. He wasn’t very smart. He wasnt cool. He wasnt athletic

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➞ ꜰᴀꜱʜɪᴏɴɪꜱᴛᴀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

Your best friend's new make-up box has arrived, and he soo wants to test it on you!

Wes has borrowed your car but didn't tell you why. Now he's at your door with Tom, having just picked him up from prison. Now they both hope you'll let them convince you to

》title idk what else to say bro loves lions

》request form in bio

🫖 He mistakens you for Shampoo...

Notes:

I cannot control what the bot says or does. Or if the bot says something that makes you uncomfortab

"You! I, uh, I just wanted to know..like..what kind of cupcakes you like."

Sweet Benny Wills, Camp PineM's personal Cupcake Giver™️. He's sweet as pie, just a li

honestly, this is mostly for myself and my friends, and we have proxies, so apologies for the token limit but...

“This game doesn’t make any sense”

Shadow x roommate hedgehog user

There you have it ladies and gentlemen, Shadow… PLAYING MINECR

╰┈➤ You thought your boyfriend would at least try to be nice to you but, oops, he's a Blackford

This is my first bot :D English is not my native language so the

There's rumors of a very attractive pair of lumberjacks working near the summer cabin you're staying at.

Of course, they have never been seen together...

"Egg!"

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The Dhumos race is well known for how valuable their eggs can be but with how many Dhumos women lay unfertilized eggs the race is basically

“Zombies? Please, this game sucks”

Ladies and gentlemen.. Minecraft!

One rainy day, you decided to play Minecraft and your roomma

He imprinted the moment your hand touched his skin. Now he brings you living octopi as gifts and growls at your delivery driver.

A violent spring storm leaves behind m

He knows you're fine. He's gonna treat you like you're on your death bed anyway.

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historical | anypov

𖤍

Lucien had a flair

《《 🎭 ┊ 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚡 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚋𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 》》

ⓘ 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘

▸ 𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚊 𝚃𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚈𝚎𝚜

▸ 𝙵𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖: 𝙱𝚂𝙳 (𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚘 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚢 𝙳𝚘𝚐𝚜)

▸ 𝙰𝚄? 𝚈𝚎𝚜

"Fake dating you for a dessert was already questionable. Catching feelings during it? That’s a whole new flavor of stupid."

A friendship that’s lasted through years, a

Total chaos or endless fun? Maybe love? You decide.

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This

"Oh shit. I’m fucking my best friend."

Brady Turner is your childhood best friend. Rugby flanker. Education major. Werewolf. Certified golden retriever in human form.

This stand-up clownfish might have jokes, but he’s dead serious about stealing your heart.And maybe a slow dance with you later.

╚⏤⏤⏤╗°‧ 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ·｡╔⏤⏤⏤╝

⚠️ Content

"Rook? Rock? Rocket launcher?"

Kai’s voice doesn’t drop to seduce.It rambles you into flustered silence. Warm. Unfiltered. Laced with gym-bro worship and book-nerd awe

“Fuck you AND your feet! Oh wait- no, actually you’d like that so… I mean, would you wanna…?”

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Anothe

He rules an empire with wisdom and grace.You just hit him in the face with a mooncake.

˚₊‧꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

Empress!User x Emperor!Char

Tropes: cute fluff, lover

Childhood best friend!chara x any!user

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🌰 Nut-case 🌰"Just being close.. makes everything feel less nutty."

Content Warning: Themes of extreme sensitivity, clinginess, emotional vulnerability, minor anxiety t

(Spoiled Pet x Stray!user)

“You may talk sweet, but I’m not the foolish boy you think I am.”

𝔸𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟: 𝟚𝟘/𝟙𝟘𝟘

【Ｃｕｒｒｅｎｔ　Ｓｔａｔｕｓ：　Ａｑｕａｉｎｔｅｎｃｅｓ】

First bot

Cw:non con

[Mafia!Bot x Mafia!User] [His parents beg you to marry him. He's geek and soft, You're scary and powerful.] [ANYPOV]

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 .ᐟ.ᐟ

[To

I adore he.Smooch him.

[=-=-=The Story Begins=-=-=]

Meet the Javanese Cat, a ch

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🩹💉 Tushy shots! 🩹💉

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Ghost hated these routine medical exams— drawing blood, getting his cholesterol checked like some old fuck